Player Info

User: bast4rd
Class: bulldozer
Admin?: No
Level: 68
Next level: 4 days, 19:21:38
Status: Offline
Host: bast4rd!bast4rd@i.am.a.pornstar
Account Created: Mon Aug 25 15:01:01 2014
Last login: Thu Dec 10 13:27:54 2015
Total time idled: 433 days, 00:56:12
Current position: [766,640]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 52
boots: 39
charm: 48
gloves: 18
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 77
ring: 52
shield: 34
tunic: 100 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 39

sum: 532

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 84 days, 02:56:23
quit: 1 day, 17:08:21

total: 85 days, 20:04:44

Character Modifiers

[08/25/14 19:11:00] bast4rd [0/1] has challenged Tootoot222 [612/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/25/14 19:52:41] bast4rd [5/14] has challenged JoeBlade [57/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/25/14 20:57:30] bast4rd [10/34] has challenged badbwg [93/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/25/14 22:00:37] bast4rd [41/53] has challenged TCHUNG [174/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/25/14 22:41:43] bast4rd [33/57] has challenged TCHUNG [464/556] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/26/14 05:11:35] bast4rd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:35 towards level 16.
[08/26/14 07:08:21] bast4rd [25/148] has challenged Weedle [328/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/26/14 11:48:55] bast4rd [130/151] has challenged l [496/676] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/26/14 14:50:10] bast4rd [116/163] has challenged Zero [309/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:30 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/26/14 22:14:09] bast4rd [74/176] has challenged kriszke [259/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/27/14 12:50:27] UsablePain [78/349] has challenged bast4rd [185/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to UsablePain's clock.
[08/27/14 13:55:36] bast4rd [21/225] has challenged D [409/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/27/14 17:53:11] bast4rd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:59 towards level 26.
[08/27/14 21:00:58] bast4rd [12/256] has challenged Weedle [18/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/28/14 05:37:47] bast4rd [133/256] has challenged bumblecheese [258/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/28/14 14:51:26] storm, badbwg, and Trojal [527/2104] have team battled bast4rd, FunkyTuba, and Higu [354/1451] and won! 0 days, 19:06:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/14 15:26:22] bast4rd [99/257] has challenged D [261/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/29/14 02:50:47] bast4rd [111/261] has challenged Suiseiseki [494/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/29/14 16:28:40] bast4rd [200/264] has challenged storm [952/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/30/14 08:04:24] bast4rd [159/264] has challenged Icedream [80/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[08/30/14 21:26:10] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:56 towards level 32.
[08/30/14 22:19:30] bast4rd [238/279] has challenged Tootoot222 [124/803] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[08/31/14 02:47:18] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:16 towards level 33.
[08/31/14 13:37:13] bast4rd [85/279] has challenged IdleRPG [169/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/31/14 22:07:22] bast4rd had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:37 towards level 34.
[09/01/14 13:30:21] bast4rd [11/281] has challenged Suiseiseki [59/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/01/14 15:26:22] bast4rd and Zinc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/14 20:10:50] bast4rd and Weedle have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/14 13:20:29] bast4rd [197/281] has challenged Arcon [50/723] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/02/14 20:24:17] bast4rd stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:32 towards level 36.
[09/02/14 23:52:08] kringle [754/825] has challenged bast4rd [277/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:18:06 is removed from kringle's clock.
[09/03/14 14:11:09] bast4rd [26/289] has challenged Arcon [675/723] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/05/14 04:11:06] bast4rd [180/300] has challenged Edward_K [262/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/05/14 15:13:06] Arcon, storm, and NoirArte [20/1509] have team battled mistedwind, raczek, and bast4rd [750/1287] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/14 18:21:59] bast4rd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:34 towards level 38.
[09/05/14 18:33:05] IppE [386/925] has challenged bast4rd [197/300] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:20:38 is removed from IppE's clock.
[09/05/14 19:44:37] Edward_K [234/589] has challenged bast4rd [112/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:35:23 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[09/06/14 08:33:08] bast4rd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:02 from level 38.
[09/06/14 16:39:48] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:01 towards level 38.
[09/06/14 21:56:31] l [250/676] has challenged bast4rd [213/300] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:13 is removed from l's clock.
[09/06/14 22:52:06] bast4rd [272/315] has challenged Albi [256/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/08/14 18:01:28] bast4rd [50/322] has challenged whiteKASUMI [563/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/09/14 05:54:34] Zero [342/396] has challenged bast4rd [144/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:16:39 is removed from Zero's clock.
[09/11/14 04:47:33] bast4rd [342/389] has challenged Uni-chan [396/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/13/14 06:24:09] KenKeno and bast4rd have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/14 07:51:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 0 days, 03:12:37 toward level 41.
[09/13/14 20:41:38] bast4rd [57/469] has challenged badbwg [342/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/16/14 15:34:43] bast4rd and Higu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/14 03:11:41] bast4rd [359/469] has challenged Urine_Bubbles [199/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/18/14 00:13:13] bast4rd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:19 towards level 43.
[09/18/14 22:30:49] bast4rd bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:25 towards level 43.
[09/20/14 01:34:37] bast4rd [303/522] has challenged whiteKASUMI [84/599] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/20/14 13:00:47] xfix, GodHand, and Goatie [953/1531] have team battled bast4rd, SilentBob, and kringle [957/1561] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/14 17:08:43] bast4rd set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:22 from level 44.
[09/22/14 15:29:58] grimlock [316/758] has challenged bast4rd [498/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:08:41 is added to grimlock's clock.
[09/22/14 23:50:04] storm [245/594] has challenged bast4rd [144/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:18 is removed from storm's clock.
[09/24/14 01:04:45] bast4rd [468/522] has challenged Zeus [323/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/24/14 02:26:30] bast4rd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:57 towards level 45.
[09/24/14 17:30:40] galaxyAbstractor [322/773] has challenged bast4rd [202/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:44:53 is removed from galaxyAbstractor's clock.
[09/25/14 11:26:08] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:38 towards level 45.
[09/25/14 12:35:11] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:27 towards level 45.
[09/26/14 13:20:34] bast4rd, Higu, perigril, and DreamWeaver have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/14 17:09:07] mf [588/873] has challenged bast4rd [106/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:03:45 is removed from mf's clock.
[09/27/14 00:34:07] bast4rd [535/695] has challenged Mac` [649/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/28/14 07:15:51] Mac` [463/755] has challenged bast4rd [218/690] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:44 is removed from Mac`'s clock.
[09/28/14 14:18:45] DreamWeaver, Uni-chan, and Higu [1243/1987] have team battled bast4rd, Jerry, and galaxyAbstractor [229/2190] and won! 1 day, 13:10:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/14 09:59:41] bast4rd, Higu, and DeadSix27 [827/2255] have team battled D, FunkyTuba, and elenrod [452/1621] and won! 0 days, 17:27:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 06:53:49] bast4rd [147/690] has challenged Suiseiseki [240/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:08 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/30/14 17:05:48] ChasedSpade, Uni-chan, and Zinc [319/1682] have team battled Tootoot222, bast4rd, and wildting2 [1563/1826] and lost! 0 days, 23:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/14 23:24:52] bast4rd learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:57 towards level 46.
[10/02/14 01:33:38] bast4rd died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:09 from level 46.
[10/02/14 03:02:41] kriszke, bast4rd, and ilianas [582/1799] have team battled whiteKASUMI, [_]D, and Albi [983/1799] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/14 10:26:32] bast4rd [12/712] has challenged Plasmastar [184/888] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/02/14 10:53:21] Subv [384/491] has come upon bast4rd [369/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:31 is removed from Subv's clock.
[10/02/14 17:15:18] supasonikku [243/796] has challenged bast4rd [131/712] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:50 is removed from supasonikku's clock.
[10/03/14 00:30:54] bast4rd and Juliette have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/14 19:27:10] bast4rd [623/712] has challenged Le`oZ [79/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:21:10 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/03/14 23:19:22] bast4rd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:19 towards level 47.
[10/04/14 02:53:21] DriedMango, Amarillo, and ChasedSpade [1043/1440] have team battled NoirArte, wildting2, and bast4rd [899/1579] and won! 0 days, 00:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/14 05:48:09] pelinkovac, bast4rd, systech, and [_]D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/14 06:12:32] DeadSix27 and bast4rd have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 14:04:55] Zero [180/393] has come upon bast4rd [417/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:11 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/07/14 03:54:11] bast4rd [108/746] has challenged FunkyTuba [438/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/07/14 09:20:30] l, SleepSub, and DeadSix27 [522/2055] have team battled Edward_K, galaxyAbstractor, and bast4rd [1627/2115] and lost! 3 days, 06:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/14 11:33:19] bast4rd [67/746] has challenged Danpat [587/683] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:03 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/08/14 08:59:25] SleepSub [419/523] has challenged bast4rd [638/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:27:09 is added to SleepSub's clock.
[10/08/14 14:56:43] bast4rd [151/746] has challenged NoirArte [370/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:10 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/08/14 22:56:30] perigril [230/911] has come upon bast4rd [140/746] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:20:17 is removed from perigril's clock.
[10/09/14 04:53:31] bast4rd got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:17 from level 48.
[10/10/14 01:29:00] Subv [229/491] has challenged bast4rd [394/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:06 is added to Subv's clock.
[10/10/14 02:40:26] bast4rd [314/746] has challenged Miglifgantor [111/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:38:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/10/14 19:53:50] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:50 towards level 48.
[10/11/14 13:03:52] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 00:16:06 from level 48.
[10/11/14 17:03:40] blixnood [502/510] has challenged bast4rd [110/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from blixnood's clock.
[10/12/14 05:52:34] bast4rd [276/746] has challenged eLeSDe [204/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:04:41 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/12/14 13:01:16] Edward_K [508/594] has challenged bast4rd [50/746] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:43:24 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[10/13/14 19:45:01] bast4rd discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:08 towards level 48.
[10/13/14 22:45:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 1 day, 13:25:57 toward level 48.
[10/14/14 12:45:22] bast4rd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:13 towards level 48.
[10/14/14 17:58:23] xfix [163/579] has challenged bast4rd [40/746] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:33:57 is removed from xfix's clock.
[10/15/14 12:30:06] bast4rd [566/746] has challenged Sekhmet [361/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/16/14 08:03:12] bast4rd got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:28 from level 49.
[10/17/14 00:42:36] Chocobro [218/411] has challenged bast4rd [503/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Chocobro's clock.
[10/19/14 04:08:40] Higu, Amarillo, and Arcon [467/1908] have team battled kringle, bast4rd, and Zero [876/1968] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/14 06:55:45] bast4rd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:16 towards level 49.
[10/19/14 16:24:20] zertap [105/410] has challenged bast4rd [426/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to zertap's clock.
[10/20/14 05:24:06] bast4rd and Weedle have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/14 15:45:06] bast4rd was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:09 from level 49.
[10/21/14 01:50:37] bast4rd [506/746] has challenged Zero [249/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:27:35 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/21/14 13:44:27] bast4rd reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! bast4rd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/14 07:38:47] xfix [316/579] has challenged bast4rd [462/753] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:29:47 is added to xfix's clock.
[10/22/14 11:47:51] bast4rd and Jikuu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/14 13:07:56] badbwg, Darksite00, and bast4rd [74/1422] have team battled Higu, Edward_K, and Zero [1265/1540] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/14 15:59:01] bast4rd [260/753] has challenged Darksite00 [174/209] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:19 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/22/14 19:29:04] bast4rd, Semilevel, badbwg, and zertap have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/14 21:43:48] bast4rd [627/753] has challenged Goatie [622/849] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/23/14 11:24:56] bast4rd sharpened the edge of his weapon! bast4rd's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/14 01:08:58] bast4rd lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:21:48 from level 50.
[10/24/14 07:16:43] Jikuu [548/606] has challenged bast4rd [398/774] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:23:16 is removed from Jikuu's clock.
[10/25/14 01:10:35] bast4rd [413/774] has challenged Urine_Bubbles [519/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:57 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/25/14 16:39:30] bast4rd [220/774] has challenged Tootoot222 [92/785] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:09:31 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/26/14 02:11:13] bast4rd [333/774] has challenged wildting2 [303/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:00:38 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/26/14 02:11:13] bast4rd has dealt wildting2 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:37:44 is added to wildting2's clock.
[10/26/14 02:55:12] Darksite00 [146/259] has come upon bast4rd [469/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:38 is added to Darksite00's clock.
[10/26/14 11:45:07] bast4rd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:03 from level 50.
[10/28/14 11:00:36] bast4rd lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:11 from level 50.
[10/28/14 20:52:49] whiteKASUMI [366/613] has challenged bast4rd [331/774] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:34:42 is removed from whiteKASUMI's clock.
[10/29/14 13:33:06] l [305/559] has challenged bast4rd [444/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:51:15 is added to l's clock.
[10/29/14 13:57:36] DeadSix27, bast4rd, and systech [937/2691] have team battled [_]D, zertap, and Suiseiseki [1139/1862] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/14 17:13:45] storm, bast4rd, IppE, and FunkyTuba have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/14 19:09:56] bast4rd, Jikuu, and Juliette [1628/2064] have team battled galaxyAbstractor, FunkyTuba, and Weedle [1071/1879] and won! 0 days, 08:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/14 16:56:23] l [20/559] has challenged bast4rd [658/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:54:14 is added to l's clock.
[10/31/14 03:19:11] bast4rd [637/774] has challenged l [200/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/31/14 09:37:19] bast4rd [105/774] has challenged Zinc [253/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:39:12 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/31/14 21:31:55] wildting2 [8/449] has challenged bast4rd [48/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:39 is added to wildting2's clock.
[11/01/14 22:31:04] bast4rd discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:17 towards level 51.
[11/02/14 20:34:28] Tootoot222, Weedle, and kringle [339/2226] have team battled Hisui, Jikuu, and bast4rd [1273/1938] and lost! 0 days, 17:49:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/14 02:23:42] bast4rd [235/774] has challenged Higu [22/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:53 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/03/14 20:15:22] Zero [153/390] has challenged bast4rd [359/774] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:46:03 is added to Zero's clock.
[11/03/14 22:23:26] Grzechooo [374/713] has challenged bast4rd [614/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Grzechooo's clock.
[11/03/14 22:38:22] bast4rd [567/774] has challenged Kieron [548/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:09 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/04/14 19:56:55] bast4rd and Edward_K have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/14 01:42:16] NoirArte, Mega, and Urine_Bubbles [543/1493] have team battled bast4rd, Trojal, and xfix [628/2140] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/14 03:13:00] bast4rd [535/774] has challenged Moby [214/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:15 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/05/14 04:24:29] bast4rd [160/774] has challenged Goatie [579/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:08 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[11/05/14 19:13:02] mf, FunkyTuba, and Darksite00 [1716/1719] have team battled bast4rd, perigril, and blixnood [1408/2221] and won! 0 days, 12:36:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/14 14:55:16] bast4rd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:40 from level 51.
[11/06/14 16:07:56] D [16/621] has challenged bast4rd [387/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:39:09 is added to D's clock.
[11/07/14 06:25:15] bast4rd [201/774] has challenged Tsukasa [269/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:50 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[11/08/14 04:34:13] bast4rd stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:43 towards level 51.
[11/08/14 16:30:46] bast4rd [416/774] has challenged Albi [51/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/09/14 04:20:06] pelinkovac, bast4rd, Schmid, and perigril have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/14 06:03:56] bast4rd [468/774] has challenged pelinkovac [39/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:54:05 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/09/14 08:11:26] DreamWeaver, Shirakani, and galaxyAbstractor [665/2311] have team battled Zeus, Albi, and bast4rd [910/1820] and lost! 1 day, 23:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/14 09:25:37] bast4rd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:14 towards level 52.
[11/10/14 10:38:47] DoctorGentleman [174/422] has challenged bast4rd [760/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:19 is added to DoctorGentleman's clock.
[11/11/14 19:59:32] bast4rd bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:54 towards level 52.
[11/12/14 18:36:54] Trickster [36/723] has challenged bast4rd [207/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:59:16 is added to Trickster's clock.
[11/13/14 01:26:32] bast4rd was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:39 from level 52.
[11/13/14 12:14:33] bast4rd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:15 from level 52.
[11/13/14 20:23:41] bast4rd, Tootoot222, Le`oZ, and Trickster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/14 22:53:29] Trickster [227/723] has come upon bast4rd [151/774] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:09:17 is removed from Trickster's clock.
[11/14/14 08:43:22] Trickster [642/723] has challenged bast4rd [339/774] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:42:59 is removed from Trickster's clock.
[11/14/14 21:49:20] bast4rd [648/774] has challenged Weedle [1/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:30:27 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/14/14 23:44:29] bast4rd found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:16 towards level 52.
[11/15/14 15:04:54] bast4rd [124/774] has challenged storm [452/630] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[11/19/14 06:36:31] bast4rd [115/774] has challenged Mac` [580/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:16:37 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[11/19/14 14:05:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 9 days, 23:37:38 toward level 53.
[11/20/14 01:06:40] Arcon, Zinc, and perigril [155/2199] have team battled Chocobro, bast4rd, and xfix [174/1811] and lost! 6 days, 11:26:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/14 02:10:46] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:06 towards level 53.
[11/20/14 18:21:59] bast4rd [446/774] has challenged Zero [280/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:02:01 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/21/14 02:07:48] bast4rd got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:40 from level 53.
[11/21/14 06:16:28] bast4rd [460/774] has challenged ilianas [142/876] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:14 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/21/14 11:02:14] galaxyAbstractor [654/818] has challenged bast4rd [501/774] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:54:28 is removed from galaxyAbstractor's clock.
[11/21/14 22:00:48] xfix, ReGan, and Trickster [984/1869] have team battled Jikuu, Havear, and bast4rd [1058/1673] and lost! 1 day, 16:14:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/14 13:14:27] bast4rd [487/774] has challenged bfehr [319/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/22/14 23:00:30] bast4rd [157/774] has challenged Weedle [406/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[11/23/14 04:43:14] Kieron [709/838] has challenged bast4rd [410/774] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:30:02 is removed from Kieron's clock.
[11/23/14 23:46:35] bast4rd [536/774] has challenged Higu [43/447] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:49:00 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/24/14 04:37:01] bast4rd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:58 from level 54.
[11/24/14 06:17:53] bast4rd stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:44 towards level 54.
[11/24/14 14:04:12] storm [47/630] has challenged bast4rd [235/774] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:13:05 is added to storm's clock.
[11/25/14 12:00:18] Havear [202/279] has challenged bast4rd [120/774] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from Havear's clock.
[11/26/14 00:35:49] Kieron [413/838] has challenged bast4rd [494/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:16 is added to Kieron's clock.
[11/26/14 08:01:15] Le`oZ, bast4rd, and pelinkovac [1557/1978] have team battled l, Urine_Bubbles, and FunkyTuba [932/1599] and won! 0 days, 19:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/14 09:23:24] bast4rd left his weapon out in the rain to rust! bast4rd's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/14 18:27:30] bast4rd [649/750] has challenged Havear [77/284] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:01:59 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/26/14 19:45:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 2 days, 19:40:40 toward level 54.
[11/27/14 08:44:57] bast4rd [698/750] has challenged supasonikku [467/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:56:04 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[11/27/14 11:07:46] l [479/559] has challenged bast4rd [283/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:33 is removed from l's clock.
[11/28/14 09:45:46] KenKeno [761/790] has challenged bast4rd [154/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:59 is removed from KenKeno's clock.
[11/28/14 18:45:15] bast4rd and supasonikku have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/14 03:17:36] Urine_Bubbles [131/544] has challenged bast4rd [84/750] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:20 is removed from Urine_Bubbles's clock.
[11/30/14 09:23:57] Edward_K [308/600] has challenged bast4rd [272/750] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:32:13 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[11/30/14 12:58:17] Jikuu [402/646] has challenged bast4rd [281/750] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:08:12 is removed from Jikuu's clock.
[12/01/14 00:08:42] Chocobro [58/587] has challenged bast4rd [320/750] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Chocobro's clock.
[12/01/14 02:38:50] bast4rd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:08 towards level 54.
[12/01/14 03:15:32] Mega [104/470] has challenged bast4rd [554/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:12 is added to Mega's clock.
[12/01/14 08:01:18] bast4rd [362/750] has challenged ilianas [69/877] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:43:10 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/02/14 11:24:50] bast4rd and Sekhmet have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 21:20:22] bast4rd [531/764] has challenged xfix [98/579] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/03/14 11:14:09] Sekhmet [370/610] has challenged bast4rd [127/764] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:22:58 is removed from Sekhmet's clock.
[12/03/14 12:06:37] bast4rd, Tootoot222, Goatie, and CowboyBebop have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/14 06:28:19] bast4rd [424/764] has challenged IppE [72/946] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:09:37 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/04/14 11:06:35] bast4rd, Weedle, and systech [459/2300] have team battled rctgamer3, IppE, and zertap [1346/2310] and lost! 2 days, 00:35:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/14 11:13:55] Icedream [694/822] has challenged bast4rd [647/764] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:50:20 is removed from Icedream's clock.
[12/04/14 21:56:51] bast4rd [477/764] has challenged NoirArte [105/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:41:06 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/05/14 02:42:39] bast4rd [392/764] has challenged NoirArte [241/505] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:16 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/05/14 23:42:22] bast4rd broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:31 from level 55.
[12/07/14 12:10:59] bast4rd and [_]D have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/14 13:55:07] bast4rd and xfix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/14 03:58:26] bast4rd [505/764] has challenged Suiseiseki [438/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:30 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/11/14 14:41:17] bast4rd [751/764] has challenged storm [34/630] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:10:27 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/11/14 14:45:03] bast4rd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:16 from level 55.
[12/11/14 18:15:36] bast4rd [706/764] has challenged ilianas [155/880] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:42:22 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/11/14 22:24:39] bast4rd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:58 towards level 55.
[12/12/14 06:30:02] bast4rd has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:39 from level 55.
[12/12/14 08:32:34] Trickster [169/723] has challenged bast4rd [739/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:44:35 is added to Trickster's clock.
[12/12/14 17:06:20] Plasmastar [629/916] has challenged bast4rd [251/764] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[12/13/14 03:01:42] bast4rd [285/764] has challenged eradev [305/333] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/13/14 04:47:23] bast4rd [161/764] has challenged Jikuu [48/646] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:50:35 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/13/14 15:33:56] Edward_K [499/600] has come upon bast4rd [67/764] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:54 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[12/15/14 11:38:31] Chocobro [124/591] has challenged bast4rd [285/773] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Chocobro's clock.
[12/17/14 16:20:14] bast4rd broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:20:37 from level 56.
[12/17/14 17:44:33] KenKeno, bast4rd, Trickster, and whiteKASUMI have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/14 19:31:21] Danpat [661/691] has challenged bast4rd [181/773] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:57:55 is removed from Danpat's clock.
[12/18/14 05:02:43] Mac` [375/760] has challenged bast4rd [265/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:34:56 is removed from Mac`'s clock.
[12/18/14 19:20:07] bast4rd [330/773] has challenged kringle [390/827] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:27:14 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/20/14 10:37:19] bast4rd [677/773] has challenged DreamWeaver [36/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:20:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/20/14 16:01:31] Trical, Zinc, and bast4rd [908/1812] have team battled Kieron, Urine_Bubbles, and Sekhmet [500/2005] and won! 1 day, 11:51:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 16:02:19] Schmid, Jikuu, and bast4rd [1526/2408] have team battled Mirc0p, Nattsun, and Goatie [457/1628] and won! 0 days, 20:05:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/14 02:27:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 3 days, 00:40:19 toward level 56.
[12/21/14 12:37:32] Mirc0p [245/246] has challenged bast4rd [267/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Mirc0p's clock.
[12/21/14 12:42:53] Trical, bast4rd, Sekhmet, and D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/14 14:06:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 13:46:29 from level 56.
[12/21/14 18:46:51] Tsukasa [284/393] has challenged bast4rd [124/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:50 is removed from Tsukasa's clock.
[12/22/14 09:04:13] ilianas [112/880] has challenged bast4rd [313/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:23 is added to ilianas's clock.
[12/22/14 15:01:15] bast4rd [54/773] has challenged mf [860/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:27:01 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/23/14 13:36:40] Kieron, DreamWeaver, and Edward_K [613/2028] have team battled bast4rd, galaxyAbstractor, and Metacity [1698/2063] and lost! 1 day, 13:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/14 00:23:01] bast4rd and Higu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/14 19:41:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 20:15:41 from level 56.
[12/25/14 04:56:34] Zinc [424/442] has challenged bast4rd [39/773] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:08:43 is removed from Zinc's clock.
[12/25/14 07:04:14] bast4rd lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:52 from level 56.
[12/26/14 10:42:45] Tsukasa [316/393] has challenged bast4rd [592/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:21 is added to Tsukasa's clock.
[12/27/14 09:26:57] wildting2, bast4rd, and bfehr [1592/1839] have team battled Kieron, supasonikku, and Weedle [793/2232] and won! 0 days, 05:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/14 18:38:02] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:53 towards level 56.
[12/28/14 06:46:40] perigril [64/921] has challenged bast4rd [153/773] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:28 is added to perigril's clock.
[12/28/14 13:11:56] bast4rd [324/773] has challenged zertap [399/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/28/14 18:12:34] Plasmastar, Urine_Bubbles, and IppE [941/2427] have team battled storm, bast4rd, and Weedle [514/1976] and won! 1 day, 11:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/14 22:15:28] ilianas [225/893] has challenged bast4rd [486/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:56 is added to ilianas's clock.
[12/29/14 04:40:35] Nattsun, bast4rd, and Weedle [906/1812] have team battled Zero, TCHUNG, and Tootoot222 [160/1750] and won! 0 days, 03:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/14 10:10:55] bast4rd and Zero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/14 15:08:30] AlyssaIon [83/99] has challenged bast4rd [228/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to AlyssaIon's clock.
[12/31/14 18:06:14] storm, bast4rd, Jerry, and perigril have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/14 18:08:26] bast4rd [541/773] has challenged Jerry [143/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:42:44 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/01/15 04:51:32] bast4rd [706/773] has challenged l [340/603] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:45:29 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/01/15 17:27:32] mf, Shirakani, and Zeus [709/2165] have team battled bast4rd, DeadSix27, and soltys [937/2178] and lost! 1 day, 02:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/15 02:59:17] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:37:12 towards level 57.
[01/02/15 04:40:18] Jikuu [469/652] has challenged bast4rd [517/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:44 is added to Jikuu's clock.
[01/02/15 20:08:57] bast4rd [189/775] has challenged Uni-chan [252/622] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:37:23 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/03/15 05:46:51] bast4rd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:36 from level 57.
[01/03/15 11:37:41] bast4rd [211/775] has challenged Urine_Bubbles [261/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:32:03 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/03/15 13:24:17] IppE, galaxyAbstractor, and bast4rd [554/2846] have team battled grimlock, Zinc, and [_]D [126/2186] and won! 1 day, 02:05:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/15 16:21:08] bast4rd bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:01 towards level 57.
[01/04/15 02:53:41] l, AlyssaIon, and Zero [330/1220] have team battled bast4rd, Urine_Bubbles, and Edward_K [150/1908] and won! 0 days, 01:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/15 11:26:15] bast4rd [699/775] has challenged badbwg [406/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:14:30 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/05/15 03:54:25] TCHUNG, Zero, and Le`oZ [1211/1538] have team battled bast4rd, Uni-chan, and Zeus [1385/1906] and lost! 0 days, 06:32:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/15 16:01:09] Jerry [205/711] has challenged bast4rd [686/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:12:45 is added to Jerry's clock.
[01/06/15 09:01:42] bast4rd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:03 towards level 57.
[01/08/15 08:19:14] bast4rd [650/775] has challenged Metacity [516/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:44 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/08/15 15:57:54] Jerry, Zeus, and Crono [679/1827] have team battled bast4rd, Le`oZ, and Uni-chan [93/1994] and won! 1 day, 05:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/15 15:16:56] bast4rd [218/775] has challenged Metacity [194/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:01:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/10/15 14:47:07] bast4rd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:51 from level 57.
[01/11/15 20:51:57] bast4rd [481/775] has challenged systech [363/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:48:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/12/15 03:23:31] bast4rd [332/775] has challenged badbwg [221/496] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/12/15 23:50:52] soltys, Tsukasa, and whiteKASUMI [334/1498] have team battled bast4rd, Juliette, and Trojal [1027/2294] and lost! 0 days, 11:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/15 07:41:19] bast4rd stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:11 towards level 58.
[01/13/15 09:42:34] bast4rd and Higu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/15 14:33:09] bast4rd [590/775] has challenged zertap [62/457] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:07:24 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/13/15 20:30:18] bast4rd [436/775] has challenged whiteKASUMI [306/606] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:30:29 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/14/15 02:18:03] ThePsionic [0/1] has challenged bast4rd [364/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to ThePsionic's clock.
[01/14/15 02:28:42] bast4rd, whiteKASUMI, and Urine_Bubbles [2/1935] have team battled wadec, NoirArte, and Suiseiseki [515/1530] and lost! 0 days, 15:22:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/15 08:25:05] Sekhmet [372/584] has challenged bast4rd [639/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:20 is added to Sekhmet's clock.
[01/14/15 11:28:31] bast4rd slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! bast4rd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/15 23:10:55] Naitq [153/238] has challenged bast4rd [301/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Naitq's clock.
[01/14/15 23:14:12] bast4rd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:34 towards level 58.
[01/15/15 04:40:14] wildting2 [197/491] has challenged bast4rd [296/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:30:51 is added to wildting2's clock.
[01/15/15 07:03:09] bast4rd [560/770] has challenged Higu [11/449] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:01:32 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/15/15 07:19:34] Tsukasa [80/408] has challenged bast4rd [298/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Tsukasa's clock.
[01/15/15 15:06:35] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:30 towards level 58.
[01/15/15 20:09:06] bast4rd [620/770] has challenged Higu [263/449] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:22:11 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/16/15 02:53:14] soltys [418/492] has challenged bast4rd [33/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/16/15 03:17:45] bast4rd [666/770] has challenged Egypt [112/172] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:55:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/16/15 13:18:11] Apport [159/387] has challenged bast4rd [329/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Apport's clock.
[01/17/15 03:11:12] bast4rd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:08 towards level 58.
[01/17/15 05:29:38] bast4rd [32/770] has challenged [_]D [698/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:12 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/17/15 16:19:54] Urine_Bubbles [114/555] has challenged bast4rd [429/770] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Urine_Bubbles's clock.
[01/17/15 19:47:12] bast4rd [249/770] has challenged Mega [180/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:03:26 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/17/15 21:21:19] IppE, Vathos, and Naitq [907/1320] have team battled bast4rd, Juliette, and NoirArte [2048/2056] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/15 01:44:48] Weedle [213/584] has challenged bast4rd [450/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:15 is added to Weedle's clock.
[01/18/15 17:09:28] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:54 towards level 58.
[01/18/15 17:13:27] bast4rd [413/770] has challenged Uni-chan [1/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:19 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/18/15 19:36:21] Sekhmet [18/584] has challenged bast4rd [409/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:00 is added to Sekhmet's clock.
[01/19/15 14:10:56] xiaden [6/14] has challenged bast4rd [179/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to xiaden's clock.
[01/20/15 00:15:16] Vathos [176/191] has challenged bast4rd [507/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Vathos's clock.
[01/20/15 06:08:33] bast4rd [42/779] has challenged wadec [76/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:39 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/20/15 15:26:43] bast4rd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:14 from level 58.
[01/21/15 08:10:56] Trickster [481/735] has come upon bast4rd [345/779] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:52 is removed from Trickster's clock.
[01/22/15 07:10:16] DreamWeaver, Le`oZ, and bast4rd [1251/2000] have team battled Weedle, ThePsionic, and l [1025/1461] and won! 0 days, 06:59:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/15 09:21:11] storm [599/625] has challenged bast4rd [263/779] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:59:23 is removed from storm's clock.
[01/22/15 20:04:23] bast4rd [322/779] has challenged FunkyTuba [38/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:15:45 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/23/15 07:58:49] Trojal [733/789] has challenged bast4rd [179/779] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:54:48 is removed from Trojal's clock.
[01/23/15 16:11:35] bast4rd [375/779] has challenged Arcon [455/804] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/23/15 17:30:36] bast4rd [673/779] has challenged Shirakani [262/787] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:59:42 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/24/15 09:02:53] KenKeno, D, and Edward_K [501/1973] have team battled Arcon, bast4rd, and Kieron [2293/2441] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/15 14:24:49] Danpat, bast4rd, systech, and Apport have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/15 01:58:16] bast4rd found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:04 towards level 59.
[01/26/15 23:24:14] Apport, bast4rd, and eradev [1040/1545] have team battled whiteKASUMI, Klause, and wadec [830/1425] and won! 0 days, 00:53:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/15 02:57:33] bast4rd bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:10 towards level 59.
[01/28/15 07:04:53] bast4rd [346/779] has challenged Sekhmet [391/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:39 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/28/15 19:55:27] bast4rd [33/779] has challenged bfehr [461/598] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:28:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/28/15 20:51:47] Tsukasa, Shirakani, and [_]D [459/2180] have team battled Goatie, Urine_Bubbles, and bast4rd [56/2226] and won! 0 days, 08:31:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/15 07:50:37] D [117/603] has challenged bast4rd [692/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:05:09 is added to D's clock.
[01/29/15 10:13:34] Suiseiseki [423/572] has challenged bast4rd [144/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:57:11 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[01/29/15 20:57:05] Zero [340/427] has challenged bast4rd [710/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:45:52 is added to Zero's clock.
[01/30/15 01:42:57] bast4rd [511/779] has challenged Tsukasa [325/403] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:41:23 is removed from bast4rd's clock.

[01/30/15 09:49:29] bast4rd saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:45:20 from level 59.
[01/31/15 00:40:02] bast4rd and Mega have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/15 09:59:12] bast4rd got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:58 from level 59.
[01/31/15 15:10:29] bast4rd, Sekhmet, and Le`oZ [1947/1965] have team battled Mac`, Kieron, and Urine_Bubbles [2084/2171] and lost! 0 days, 18:29:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/15 15:51:06] bast4rd [178/779] has challenged Weedle [254/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:34:37 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/01/15 00:40:22] Metacity, bast4rd, Sekhmet, and Goatie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/15 18:03:57] bast4rd [638/779] has challenged Arcon [363/804] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:29:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/01/15 22:11:11] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:09 towards level 59.
[02/01/15 23:30:36] bast4rd, Uni-chan, and Danpat [448/2103] have team battled JoeBlade, galaxyAbstractor, and mf [2134/2862] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/15 04:47:12] l [595/599] has challenged bast4rd [759/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:10 is added to l's clock.
[02/02/15 11:56:04] bast4rd [411/779] has challenged Metacity [337/581] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:39:50 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/03/15 23:47:30] bast4rd and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/15 05:38:03] bast4rd [71/779] has challenged Klause [199/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:19:02 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/04/15 22:44:18] Suiseiseki, bast4rd, and Arcon [1043/2112] have team battled Uni-chan, antiyou, and DreamWeaver [272/1704] and won! 1 day, 13:17:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/15 12:36:57] Urine_Bubbles, Tsukasa, and bast4rd [1154/1740] have team battled storm, Zero, and whiteKASUMI [1459/1658] and lost! 1 day, 03:03:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/15 16:55:23] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:14 towards level 59.
[02/06/15 02:07:30] bast4rd, Higu, ilianas, and [_]D have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/15 12:17:21] bast4rd [246/779] has challenged storm [417/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:18 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/08/15 01:05:29] bast4rd was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:36 towards level 59.
[02/08/15 21:39:53] bast4rd [706/779] has challenged ilianas [580/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:41 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/08/15 23:06:01] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:02 towards level 59.
[02/10/15 08:40:20] bast4rd [703/779] has challenged Pathion [966/1025] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/11/15 12:49:27] antiyou [95/447] has challenged bast4rd [680/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:44:32 is added to antiyou's clock.
[02/12/15 06:42:03] Plasmastar [426/930] has challenged bast4rd [240/779] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:15:25 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[02/12/15 21:50:25] bast4rd and D have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/15 07:33:29] DeadSix27 [697/1057] has challenged bast4rd [758/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:41 is added to DeadSix27's clock.
[02/15/15 11:26:46] bast4rd EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:04 from level 60.
[02/15/15 14:32:48] Goatie [649/894] has challenged bast4rd [744/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:27:38 is added to Goatie's clock.
[02/18/15 14:00:08] galaxyAbstractor, Uni-chan, and bast4rd [1355/2256] have team battled zertap, DeadSix27, and Le`oZ [767/2096] and won! 0 days, 23:14:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/15 07:55:49] bast4rd [191/779] has challenged KenKeno [407/783] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:57:20 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/19/15 20:05:50] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:49:27 towards level 60.
[02/20/15 14:55:00] bast4rd [89/779] has challenged Le`oZ [531/597] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:14:55 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/22/15 01:38:36] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:57:25 towards level 60.
[02/22/15 14:36:21] bast4rd, Egypt, and whiteKASUMI [1300/1793] have team battled Zero, Kieron, and Jikuu [1366/1948] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/15 09:49:16] perigril [886/939] has come upon bast4rd [619/779] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:11:09 is removed from perigril's clock.
[02/23/15 20:04:43] bast4rd [351/779] has come upon Weedle [510/575] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:12:58 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/23/15 21:35:46] bast4rd [664/779] has challenged Rodnor [8/459] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:42:08 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/24/15 16:09:23] bast4rd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:44:37 from level 60.
[02/24/15 17:51:27] bast4rd [469/779] has challenged perigril [509/939] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:20:58 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[02/24/15 18:36:54] bast4rd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:19:25 towards level 60.
[02/25/15 15:18:36] bast4rd [553/779] has challenged systech [547/983] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:59:59 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/26/15 10:22:41] bast4rd [125/779] has challenged DreamWeaver [73/624] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:07:31 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[02/27/15 11:29:07] bast4rd invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:40:07 towards level 60.
[02/28/15 14:49:57] antiyou [366/447] has challenged bast4rd [749/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:01:06 is added to antiyou's clock.
[03/01/15 13:06:44] bast4rd was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:10 towards level 60.
[03/03/15 02:30:16] Shirakani, bast4rd, and storm [353/2231] have team battled Tsukasa, wildting2, and D [1121/1587] and lost! 3 days, 03:03:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/15 02:41:11] FunkyTuba, [_]D, and Trojal [1649/2545] have team battled systech, IppE, and bast4rd [912/2720] and won! 0 days, 14:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/15 03:26:58] bast4rd [210/783] has challenged Trojal [105/1022] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:18:50 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/04/15 09:24:23] IppE [716/958] has challenged bast4rd [423/783] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:58:42 is removed from IppE's clock.
[03/04/15 09:43:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 4 days, 10:53:04 toward level 60.
[03/04/15 22:31:03] Danpat [52/684] has challenged bast4rd [66/783] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:39:13 is added to Danpat's clock.
[03/04/15 22:49:33] bast4rd learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:24 towards level 60.
[03/05/15 19:57:56] KenKeno [565/783] has challenged bast4rd [60/783] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:21:14 is removed from KenKeno's clock.
[03/06/15 16:18:09] bast4rd was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:22 towards level 60.
[03/06/15 17:59:41] bast4rd EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:42:31 from level 60.
[03/06/15 23:23:15] wildting2 [454/535] has challenged bast4rd [418/783] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:43 is removed from wildting2's clock.
[03/07/15 01:46:13] bast4rd [134/783] has challenged Plasmastar [583/930] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:51:19 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/07/15 15:44:11] bast4rd, Edward_K, systech, and Zeus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/15 14:33:25] bast4rd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:02 from level 60.
[03/08/15 16:16:31] bast4rd, bfehr, and zertap [240/1823] have team battled antiyou, Suiseiseki, and Plasmastar [1477/1953] and lost! 0 days, 23:21:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/15 08:35:53] pelinkovac [1/674] has challenged bast4rd [753/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:27:10 is added to pelinkovac's clock.
[03/09/15 16:07:53] bast4rd, Plasmastar, D, and Egypt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/15 18:08:00] bast4rd [487/786] has challenged Goatie [784/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/09/15 23:54:32] bast4rd, pelinkovac, and antiyou [403/1907] have team battled Apport, TCHUNG, and Edward_K [928/1944] and lost! 0 days, 17:24:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/15 01:36:49] themadman [74/320] has challenged bast4rd [764/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to themadman's clock.
[03/13/15 11:43:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 0 days, 15:41:17 toward level 60.
[03/13/15 13:47:21] bast4rd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:08 from level 60.
[03/13/15 19:55:11] l, Schmid, and Mac` [853/2498] have team battled bast4rd, Le`oZ, and systech [1373/2369] and lost! 3 days, 04:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/15 00:36:39] bast4rd [243/786] has challenged NoirArte [350/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:20 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/14/15 03:14:38] bast4rd [570/800] has challenged FreakyM [84/764] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/14/15 05:22:41] bast4rd [224/800] has challenged Tsukasa [88/720] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:03:15 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/14/15 08:38:13] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:51 towards level 61.
[03/16/15 02:26:29] bast4rd [41/800] has come upon pelinkovac [445/674] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:38:41 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/16/15 09:49:00] bast4rd [413/800] has challenged Albi [422/589] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:07:12 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/17/15 22:45:09] bast4rd [354/800] has challenged Ruin [409/676] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:30:40 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/18/15 09:28:20] bast4rd [787/800] has challenged zertap [404/455] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:05:24 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/19/15 00:38:11] DreamWeaver [169/624] has come upon bast4rd [177/800] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:23:32 is added to DreamWeaver's clock.
[03/19/15 21:20:55] bast4rd and TCHUNG have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 23:35:38] bast4rd [318/800] has challenged IdleRPG [1046/1250] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:43:11 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/20/15 12:42:02] bast4rd [422/800] has challenged Goatie [312/911] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:55:47 is removed from bast4rd's clock.

[03/20/15 23:21:49] bast4rd discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:50:25 towards level 61.
[03/21/15 12:31:20] KenKeno [591/783] has challenged bast4rd [770/800] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:04 is added to KenKeno's clock.
[03/21/15 23:14:31] bast4rd [77/800] has challenged JustAPerson [121/309] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:15:25 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/22/15 10:28:24] bast4rd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:06:45 towards level 61.
[03/24/15 10:47:51] bast4rd [785/800] has challenged Ruin [168/676] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:24:03 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/24/15 16:56:05] Senji [182/200] has challenged bast4rd [19/800] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from Senji's clock.
[03/24/15 21:28:48] Meistarin, perigril, and bast4rd [2215/2435] have team battled Schmid, Jikuu, and [_]D [470/2728] and won! 0 days, 19:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/15 18:53:37] Mirc0p, NoirArte, and Plasmastar [1337/2099] have team battled eLeSDe, bast4rd, and galaxyAbstractor [172/2094] and won! 2 days, 14:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/15 09:15:25] bast4rd [737/800] has challenged Suiseiseki [195/576] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:41:32 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/27/15 19:27:04] Tsukasa [502/720] has challenged bast4rd [203/800] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from Tsukasa's clock.
[03/28/15 15:43:14] Trojal, RestAsured, and l [1211/1924] have team battled bast4rd, Danpat, and ilianas [2246/2383] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/15 16:02:26] bast4rd [539/800] has challenged antiyou [134/452] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:39:24 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[03/29/15 11:05:13] bast4rd [571/800] has challenged Pathion [616/1025] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:25:57 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/29/15 18:31:27] bast4rd and Higu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/15 22:59:38] bast4rd [402/800] has challenged IdleRPG [815/1268] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:12:23 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[03/30/15 15:01:46] bast4rd invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:42 towards level 61.
[03/31/15 01:44:13] Arcon, l, and Senji [800/1680] have team battled DeadSix27, bast4rd, and Urine_Bubbles [2046/2424] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/15 04:25:42] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:01 towards level 61.
[03/31/15 20:23:09] bast4rd, Arcon, and Trickster [561/2353] have team battled Zero, Senji, and Zinc [1063/1142] and lost! 1 day, 21:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/15 03:23:53] bast4rd [208/800] has challenged NoirArte [230/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:28 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/02/15 22:32:07] Kieron stole bast4rd's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! Kieron leaves his old level 34 shield behind, which bast4rd then takes.
[04/03/15 04:33:03] bast4rd and Zero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/15 10:17:58] bast4rd broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:38 from level 61.
[04/04/15 18:19:27] bast4rd [356/765] has challenged slack [506/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:44:09 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/04/15 20:42:17] bast4rd [134/765] has challenged Apport [249/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:32:19 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/04/15 23:05:10] BigEndian [296/647] has challenged bast4rd [700/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:56 is added to BigEndian's clock.
[04/05/15 02:39:39] bast4rd [616/765] has challenged Semilevel [227/336] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:04:39 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/06/15 07:16:27] bast4rd died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:45 from level 61.
[04/06/15 21:31:26] bast4rd [96/765] has challenged Semilevel [323/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:46 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/07/15 05:06:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 4 days, 17:24:09 toward level 61.
[04/07/15 22:31:35] KenKeno [60/755] has challenged bast4rd [683/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:17 is added to KenKeno's clock.
[04/08/15 16:30:37] bast4rd found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:45 towards level 61.
[04/10/15 04:57:49] bast4rd and DreamWeaver have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/15 12:59:35] bast4rd and Weedle have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/15 15:36:27] <Ermenegilded> [0/1] has challenged bast4rd [611/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to <Ermenegilded>'s clock.
[04/10/15 16:53:21] Mirc0p, bast4rd, and Rodnor [1421/1979] have team battled Suiseiseki, Edward_K, and Nomad_MK-15c [908/1675] and won! 0 days, 03:58:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/15 08:46:34] bast4rd [309/765] has challenged Trickster [527/725] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/11/15 15:52:52] Schmid [782/1140] has challenged bast4rd [193/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:49:39 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[04/11/15 17:04:15] bast4rd [588/765] has challenged whiteKASUMI [205/594] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:15:05 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/13/15 02:40:07] bast4rd had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:43:19 towards level 62.
[04/13/15 09:56:20] Higu, RestAsured, and Rodnor [635/1637] have team battled roguesith, Mega, and bast4rd [725/1441] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/15 08:11:49] Lorraine [169/279] has challenged bast4rd [119/765] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from Lorraine's clock.
[04/14/15 12:57:37] bast4rd [346/765] has challenged ilianas [88/893] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:34:58 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/14/15 17:43:27] Juliette [558/740] has challenged bast4rd [604/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:41:01 is added to Juliette's clock.
[04/15/15 04:26:23] bast4rd [146/765] has challenged bfehr [265/595] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:04:42 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/15/15 13:20:58] roguesith [89/203] has come upon bast4rd [287/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:36 is added to roguesith's clock.
[04/15/15 22:16:21] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:43:25 towards level 62.
[04/17/15 20:44:41] mf [155/1031] has challenged bast4rd [221/765] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:59:06 is added to mf's clock.
[04/18/15 09:06:18] bast4rd, NoirArte, BigEndian, and D have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/15 12:56:23] bast4rd slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! bast4rd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/15 13:24:58] bast4rd [172/760] has challenged Mac` [420/768] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:01:19 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[04/19/15 15:36:43] bast4rd [623/760] has challenged Edward_K [527/528] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:54:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/20/15 02:25:44] Renny [278/291] has challenged bast4rd [674/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Renny's clock.
[04/20/15 11:23:38] bast4rd, ilianas, Edward_K, and perigril have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/15 16:37:03] Plasmastar [376/938] has challenged bast4rd [315/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:32:30 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[04/21/15 10:35:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 08:06:51 from level 62.
[04/23/15 16:21:33] bast4rd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:22 towards level 62.
[04/23/15 21:20:17] JustAPerson [213/372] has challenged bast4rd [56/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from JustAPerson's clock.
[04/23/15 22:23:40] Jerry [690/711] has challenged bast4rd [282/760] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Jerry's clock.
[04/24/15 09:09:15] bast4rd was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:08:12 from level 62.
[04/25/15 13:18:03] bast4rd [710/760] has challenged Kieron [165/871] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:50:50 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/25/15 19:07:56] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:09 towards level 62.
[04/25/15 20:26:54] Zinc [104/767] has challenged bast4rd [602/760] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:01:38 is added to Zinc's clock.
[04/26/15 21:27:56] YusukeUrameshi [30/42] has challenged bast4rd [480/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to YusukeUrameshi's clock.
[04/27/15 05:21:33] mf, Danpat, and bfehr [2212/2316] have team battled bast4rd, Shirakani, and whiteKASUMI [348/2204] and won! 1 day, 10:14:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 12:46:39] bast4rd, Le`oZ, and Mirc0p [1097/1971] have team battled Suiseiseki, Weedle, and l [1048/1926] and won! 2 days, 19:49:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/15 19:49:50] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:49 towards level 62.
[04/29/15 13:46:38] whiteKASUMI [539/594] has challenged bast4rd [39/760] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:13:10 is removed from whiteKASUMI's clock.
[04/30/15 02:52:43] mf [778/1031] has challenged bast4rd [522/760] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:52:01 is removed from mf's clock.
[04/30/15 07:37:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 1 day, 02:32:40 toward level 62.
[04/30/15 17:10:20] bast4rd [169/760] has challenged [Kabuto] [105/923] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:41 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[04/30/15 22:38:28] Senji, bast4rd, and Zero [600/1497] have team battled systech, Hisui, and themadman [1363/1917] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/15 09:57:40] bast4rd, Mega, galaxyAbstractor, and zertap have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/15 14:22:35] bast4rd, RestAsured, and ScottSteiner [1787/1869] have team battled Schmid, Zero, and Apport [212/2465] and won! 0 days, 17:54:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/15 16:21:55] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:55 towards level 62.
[05/01/15 22:15:28] bast4rd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:51 from level 62.
[05/02/15 02:22:09] bast4rd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:36 from level 62.
[05/02/15 09:39:57] bast4rd [601/760] has challenged Rodnor [234/625] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:05 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/02/15 12:51:38] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:24 towards level 62.
[05/04/15 05:43:20] D [117/430] has challenged bast4rd [87/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:17 is removed from D's clock.
[05/04/15 08:06:23] rctgamer3 [469/955] has challenged bast4rd [326/760] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:06:22 is removed from rctgamer3's clock.
[05/04/15 09:52:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:44:45 from level 62.
[05/04/15 10:25:41] bast4rd, SleepSub, and Urine_Bubbles [1446/1847] have team battled Mac`, TiffaniaWestwood, and themadman [1156/1555] and won! 0 days, 01:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/15 18:03:56] bast4rd [482/760] has challenged Goatie [333/909] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/05/15 05:32:12] Higu [176/477] has challenged bast4rd [270/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:42:17 is added to Higu's clock.
[05/05/15 15:27:06] baud [25/46] has challenged bast4rd [70/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to baud's clock.
[05/06/15 03:09:59] bast4rd was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:39:19 from level 63.
[05/06/15 12:29:58] [_]D [499/916] has challenged bast4rd [275/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:20:11 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[05/06/15 18:23:23] soltys [222/509] has come upon bast4rd [729/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:07 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/06/15 23:59:27] Renny, bast4rd, and Zinc [1755/1934] have team battled FunkyTuba, Schmid, and ilianas [1849/2658] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/15 00:24:16] FunkyTuba [313/609] has challenged bast4rd [591/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:23:35 is added to FunkyTuba's clock.
[05/07/15 10:20:48] roguesith, galaxyAbstractor, and Mac` [1076/1906] have team battled Zinc, Mega, and bast4rd [763/2161] and won! 0 days, 14:44:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/15 14:31:12] bast4rd [706/760] has challenged IppE [124/974] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:17:35 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/09/15 10:48:37] storm, slack, bast4rd, and ScottSteiner have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/15 14:02:19] ilianas [423/903] has come upon bast4rd [379/760] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:01:53 is removed from ilianas's clock.
[05/09/15 17:55:03] Jerry [263/732] has challenged bast4rd [485/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:42:05 is added to Jerry's clock.
[05/10/15 11:36:34] bast4rd had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:23 towards level 63.
[05/11/15 15:10:37] Le`oZ [194/609] has challenged bast4rd [545/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:20:41 is added to Le`oZ's clock.
[05/11/15 18:51:55] funkkeli [235/309] has challenged bast4rd [232/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from funkkeli's clock.
[05/12/15 16:11:09] slack [46/524] has challenged bast4rd [537/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:44:34 is added to slack's clock.
[05/13/15 08:51:26] bast4rd [494/760] has challenged RestAsured [92/583] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:26:55 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/14/15 05:33:32] bast4rd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:51 towards level 63.
[05/14/15 13:26:24] bast4rd [673/760] has challenged FreakyM [367/779] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:36:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/15/15 10:57:34] FreakyM [661/779] has come upon bast4rd [323/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:17:22 is removed from FreakyM's clock.
[05/15/15 14:31:25] D, Le`oZ, and bast4rd [679/1799] have team battled Rodnor, Lorraine, and funkkeli [1268/1384] and lost! 2 days, 14:04:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/15 01:32:29] bast4rd got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:15 from level 63.
[05/17/15 07:59:40] Egypt, MyIRCdas, and Kieron [1202/1814] have team battled bast4rd, Suiseiseki, and Meistarin [324/2170] and won! 0 days, 01:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/15 21:23:09] bast4rd, Senji, and bfehr [747/1669] have team battled Zero, galaxyAbstractor, and Zinc [755/2019] and lost! 0 days, 10:18:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/15 23:42:19] Weedle, BigEndian, and [Kabuto] [1250/2365] have team battled Pathion, JustAPerson, and bast4rd [408/2187] and won! 2 days, 10:15:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/15 17:06:34] [_]D [636/955] has challenged bast4rd [350/760] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:41:22 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[05/21/15 07:24:02] Suiseiseki [357/751] has challenged bast4rd [537/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:34:40 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[05/21/15 07:48:04] teme stole bast4rd's level 52 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! teme leaves his old level 18 pair of gloves behind, which bast4rd then takes.
[05/22/15 16:44:39] bfehr [442/590] has challenged bast4rd [603/722] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:58:59 is added to bfehr's clock.
[05/23/15 01:57:44] Suiseiseki, Renny, and IppE [2027/2197] have team battled Pathion, wildting2, and bast4rd [112/2434] and won! 0 days, 02:58:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/15 08:13:23] bast4rd [522/722] has challenged Mega [217/628] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:18:43 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/23/15 09:35:20] bast4rd learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:40 towards level 63.
[05/24/15 03:16:17] Namiko [4/13] has challenged bast4rd [79/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Namiko's clock.
[05/24/15 08:50:18] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:10 towards level 63.
[05/24/15 09:18:20] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:08 towards level 63.
[05/24/15 12:08:20] bast4rd, [_]D, and IppE [1358/2669] have team battled whiteKASUMI, teme, and Suiseiseki [1045/1743] and won! 1 day, 03:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/15 19:11:30] teme [358/399] has come upon bast4rd [590/722] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:43 is added to teme's clock.
[05/25/15 03:06:24] Danpat [309/705] has challenged bast4rd [498/722] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:25:11 is added to Danpat's clock.
[05/25/15 08:22:16] ScottSteiner [27/592] has challenged bast4rd [214/722] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to ScottSteiner's clock.
[05/25/15 20:58:06] bast4rd [298/722] has challenged Edward_K [223/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:33 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/26/15 00:31:32] bast4rd ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:55 from level 63.
[05/26/15 11:48:09] ScottSteiner, Suiseiseki, and Higu [737/1822] have team battled bast4rd, DeadSix27, and Goatie [1359/2611] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/15 13:03:02] Weedle [260/594] has come upon bast4rd [56/722] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:05 is removed from Weedle's clock.
[05/26/15 14:50:17] bast4rd [693/722] has challenged mf [221/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:41:40 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[05/26/15 18:38:49] bast4rd lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:28 from level 63.
[05/28/15 01:28:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 0 days, 14:28:49 toward level 63.
[05/28/15 11:57:17] bast4rd [23/729] has challenged FreakyM [218/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[05/28/15 13:47:14] TiffaniaWestwood [325/549] has challenged bast4rd [452/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to TiffaniaWestwood's clock.
[05/30/15 18:53:16] bast4rd [8/729] has challenged Egypt [459/650] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:42:21 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[05/31/15 22:17:05] bast4rd [534/729] has challenged Kieron [866/880] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:27:30 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[05/31/15 23:27:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 43 days, 17:50:54 toward level 64.
[06/01/15 17:07:40] KenKeno and bast4rd have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/15 03:44:44] bast4rd [469/729] has challenged Tesla [263/658] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:24:48 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[06/21/15 07:19:06] l [169/598] has challenged bast4rd [551/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:10:23 is added to l's clock.
[06/22/15 07:07:58] Nomad_MK-15c [406/448] has challenged bast4rd [673/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:17:05 is added to Nomad_MK-15c's clock.
[06/22/15 09:30:52] whiteKASUMI [380/607] has challenged bast4rd [178/729] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:42:26 is removed from whiteKASUMI's clock.
[06/22/15 14:54:19] bast4rd, mf, and Trickster [2462/2509] have team battled whiteKASUMI, storm, and Edward_K [1308/1729] and won! 3 days, 06:10:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/15 20:13:21] NoirArte [159/549] has challenged bast4rd [25/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:28 is removed from NoirArte's clock.
[06/22/15 20:36:23] Weedle, bast4rd, and Tesla [701/1981] have team battled Mac`, Zeus, and Suiseiseki [422/2017] and won! 0 days, 03:19:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/15 15:12:04] bast4rd [577/729] has challenged Meistarin [481/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:13:58 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[06/24/15 06:41:04] wildting2 [74/677] has challenged bast4rd [598/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:17 is added to wildting2's clock.
[06/25/15 17:28:45] bast4rd was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:34 from level 64.
[06/25/15 18:24:35] bast4rd [380/729] has challenged FunkyTuba [536/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:19:29 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[06/25/15 20:47:15] bast4rd [298/729] has challenged Suiseiseki [284/762] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:00 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[06/25/15 23:09:37] bast4rd [223/729] has challenged Zinc [53/382] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:31:26 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[06/26/15 09:38:15] bast4rd and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/15 19:09:22] pelinkovac [354/657] has challenged bast4rd [516/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:11:04 is added to pelinkovac's clock.
[06/27/15 23:53:17] bast4rd [121/729] has come upon Goatie [690/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:06 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[06/28/15 01:06:31] Schmid [894/1132] has challenged bast4rd [423/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:52:40 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[06/28/15 11:23:09] pelinkovac, bast4rd, and Meistarin [1298/2048] have team battled TiffaniaWestwood, cli, and Nattsun [248/1372] and won! 1 day, 07:15:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 20:55:17] Grzechooo, bast4rd, and FunkyTuba [1269/2210] have team battled Zinc, themadman, and Zero [217/1188] and won! 0 days, 02:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/15 22:31:44] bast4rd [408/729] has challenged mf [589/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:06 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[06/29/15 17:50:18] bast4rd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:55 towards level 64.
[06/30/15 14:58:42] bast4rd [200/729] has challenged Higu [255/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:31:50 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/01/15 21:56:22] bast4rd [518/729] has challenged mf [594/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:15 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/02/15 01:30:37] bast4rd [573/729] has challenged Icedream [694/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:45 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/02/15 02:37:19] bast4rd, Lorraine, and Apport [894/2163] have team battled TiffaniaWestwood, Zinc, and themadman [22/1434] and won! 0 days, 17:24:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/15 03:53:30] bast4rd [301/729] has challenged Urine_Bubbles [164/487] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:12 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/02/15 19:19:07] bast4rd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:10 towards level 64.
[07/02/15 21:30:10] Arcon, mf, and Meistarin [555/2517] have team battled bast4rd, pelinkovac, and Zeus [1057/1844] and lost! 1 day, 06:12:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/15 18:26:31] Renny [3/610] has challenged bast4rd [686/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Renny's clock.
[07/04/15 16:36:48] bast4rd [512/729] has challenged Mac` [181/797] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:29 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/05/15 00:26:34] bast4rd [83/729] has challenged Mega [398/554] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/05/15 07:25:52] tynsh [0/77] has challenged bast4rd [675/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to tynsh's clock.
[07/05/15 20:25:31] bast4rd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:56:44 towards level 65.
[07/05/15 21:11:25] Sekhmet [682/729] has challenged bast4rd [606/729] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:11:58 is removed from Sekhmet's clock.
[07/07/15 12:28:35] bast4rd [418/729] has challenged Zero [191/353] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:01:01 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/08/15 22:32:51] bast4rd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:30:49 from level 65.
[07/09/15 01:37:03] soltys, Shirakani, and Kieron [2384/2391] have team battled Higu, bast4rd, and IppE [339/2185] and won! 0 days, 06:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/15 07:53:51] bast4rd [608/729] has come upon NoirArte [269/549] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:04:52 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/09/15 09:43:18] NoirArte [522/549] has challenged bast4rd [164/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:44:47 is removed from NoirArte's clock.
[07/11/15 01:21:43] perigril, Kieron, and KenKeno [2241/2483] have team battled bast4rd, Weedle, and Tsukasa [984/2046] and won! 0 days, 07:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/15 21:04:38] bast4rd [442/729] has challenged Tsukasa [567/783] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:05 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/13/15 03:18:01] Heretic [154/181] has challenged bast4rd [468/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Heretic's clock.
[07/14/15 01:52:28] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:41 towards level 65.
[07/14/15 11:10:26] bast4rd [296/729] has challenged rctgamer3 [817/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:12:05 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/14/15 22:24:22] bast4rd [211/729] has come upon storm [566/683] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:05:54 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/15/15 10:17:42] Fera [51/240] has challenged bast4rd [305/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Fera's clock.
[07/15/15 18:52:11] bast4rd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:03 towards level 65.
[07/16/15 13:13:01] bast4rd [268/729] has challenged Lorraine [551/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:04:11 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/17/15 17:55:09] bast4rd, IRCd, Mac`, and Edward_K have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/15 06:53:25] Higu [213/464] has challenged bast4rd [358/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:30:22 is added to Higu's clock.
[07/18/15 15:53:14] bast4rd misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:34:52 from level 65.
[07/18/15 16:25:09] ilianas [888/903] has challenged bast4rd [302/729] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:12:51 is removed from ilianas's clock.
[07/19/15 06:42:39] NoirArte [298/564] has challenged bast4rd [115/729] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:15:24 is removed from NoirArte's clock.
[07/19/15 09:05:28] Le`oZ [352/601] has challenged bast4rd [97/729] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:27:29 is removed from Le`oZ's clock.
[07/19/15 09:05:28] Le`oZ has dealt bast4rd a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:42:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/19/15 13:50:53] bast4rd [291/729] has challenged Pathion [729/1055] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:49:10 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/19/15 14:04:36] bast4rd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:50 towards level 65.
[07/20/15 01:45:22] bast4rd [341/729] has challenged Tesla [708/724] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:06:44 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/22/15 03:04:50] bast4rd and Edward_K have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/15 14:28:55] JustAPerson [366/393] has challenged bast4rd [724/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:59:48 is added to JustAPerson's clock.
[07/24/15 04:18:13] bast4rd, soltys, and Spl [1062/1542] have team battled Bikkusu, mf, and Mega [1194/1685] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/15 07:10:30] zertap [164/816] has challenged bast4rd [178/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to zertap's clock.
[07/24/15 15:18:00] Trickster [364/742] has challenged bast4rd [490/729] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:48:32 is added to Trickster's clock.
[07/25/15 09:09:49] storm [65/678] has challenged bast4rd [45/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:56:38 is removed from storm's clock.
[07/25/15 10:29:29] bast4rd lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:21:28 from level 65.
[07/25/15 13:55:32] bast4rd [351/729] has challenged KenKeno [19/650] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:05:58 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/25/15 15:06:58] bast4rd [304/729] has challenged ilianas [541/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:28:29 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[07/26/15 14:55:25] mf [681/927] has challenged bast4rd [564/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:57:14 is removed from mf's clock.
[07/27/15 02:49:38] bast4rd [335/729] has challenged perigril [28/942] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:22:52 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/27/15 23:04:11] bast4rd [629/729] has challenged Zinc [454/618] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:40:31 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/28/15 07:22:44] scootaloo [6/13] has challenged bast4rd [43/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to scootaloo's clock.
[07/28/15 14:47:49] bast4rd [481/729] has come upon storm [264/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:01:20 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/28/15 20:31:29] bast4rd found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:54 towards level 65.
[07/29/15 02:27:09] bast4rd [493/729] has challenged TiffaniaWestwood [282/610] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:40 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/29/15 16:44:35] Apport [8/919] has challenged bast4rd [15/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:24 is added to Apport's clock.
[07/30/15 05:33:08] bast4rd and galaxyAbstractor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/15 11:59:48] bast4rd, Sekhmet, JustAPerson, and mf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/15 15:23:56] bast4rd [502/729] has challenged Egypt [214/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:36:49 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/31/15 05:41:07] BigEndian [194/859] has challenged bast4rd [276/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:58:10 is added to BigEndian's clock.
[07/31/15 13:13:33] bast4rd [646/729] has come upon whiteKASUMI [531/637] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:44:22 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[07/31/15 22:02:42] Rodnor, bast4rd, and perigril [1323/2337] have team battled Schmid, Mac`, and IRCd [600/2440] and won! 0 days, 17:54:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/15 10:17:51] bast4rd [167/729] has challenged TiffaniaWestwood [233/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:09:28 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/02/15 03:50:28] bast4rd and Weedle have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/15 10:06:40] bast4rd [715/729] has challenged BigEndian [568/859] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:46 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[08/02/15 13:44:22] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:40 towards level 65.
[08/02/15 14:52:30] bast4rd [491/729] has challenged Plasmastar [500/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:13:22 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[08/03/15 05:41:47] bast4rd, Schmid, BigEndian, and galaxyAbstractor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/15 06:02:00] bast4rd and zertap have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/15 13:55:15] bast4rd [532/729] has challenged Le`oZ [136/558] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[08/04/15 19:18:11] Higu [183/464] has challenged bast4rd [562/729] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:43:42 is added to Higu's clock.
[08/05/15 04:20:05] Zeus stole bast4rd's level 66 ring while they were sleeping! Zeus leaves his old level 52 ring behind, which bast4rd then takes.
[08/05/15 09:39:44] Senji, kringle, and Apport [278/2542] have team battled bast4rd, Sekhmet, and RestAsured [172/2066] and won! 0 days, 04:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/15 10:31:09] bast4rd and Edward_K have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/15 11:19:31] bast4rd [279/713] has challenged Lorraine [59/603] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:44:40 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/01/15 17:16:45] bast4rd [424/713] has challenged whiteKASUMI [632/637] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:23:39 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/01/15 20:51:03] NoirArte [530/564] has challenged bast4rd [508/713] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:12:55 is removed from NoirArte's clock.
[09/02/15 03:59:40] bast4rd [412/713] has challenged NoirArte [38/564] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:50:57 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/02/15 20:08:57] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:19:09 towards level 66.
[09/04/15 09:44:05] bast4rd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:35:06 towards level 66.
[09/04/15 18:14:50] bast4rd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:31:07 from level 66.
[09/05/15 06:52:31] bast4rd [564/721] has challenged Icedream [438/833] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:13:55 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/05/15 20:52:59] bast4rd and Zero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/15 13:25:14] bast4rd [122/721] has challenged Tootoot222 [544/723] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:10:51 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/07/15 03:46:38] bast4rd died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:02:42 from level 66.
[09/07/15 16:14:27] bast4rd, Bikkusu, and Fera [694/1493] have team battled Senji, ScottSteiner, and perigril [453/2385] and won! 0 days, 05:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 07:05:04] tynsh [287/529] has challenged bast4rd [481/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:41 is added to tynsh's clock.
[09/09/15 00:56:25] Egypt [197/659] has challenged bast4rd [277/721] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:35:45 is added to Egypt's clock.
[09/09/15 10:22:10] bast4rd was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:41 towards level 66.
[09/09/15 21:33:40] bast4rd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:50 towards level 66.
[09/10/15 04:20:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bast4rd with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 06:49:16 from level 66.
[09/11/15 19:06:35] bast4rd and galaxyAbstractor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 00:19:26] Zinc, D, and bast4rd [1260/2287] have team battled Zero, BigEndian, and Spl [130/1766] and won! 0 days, 07:33:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/15 04:56:40] bast4rd [245/721] has challenged Le`oZ [281/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:50:25 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/13/15 16:51:11] Rodnor [66/674] has challenged bast4rd [420/721] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:17:05 is added to Rodnor's clock.
[09/13/15 22:48:21] bast4rd [133/721] has challenged BigEndian [244/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:16 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/13/15 23:10:42] bast4rd and D have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/15 21:25:49] bast4rd [466/721] has challenged Arcon [244/865] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:29:21 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/14/15 22:37:18] Juliette [723/761] has challenged bast4rd [571/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:45 is removed from Juliette's clock.
[09/15/15 08:08:37] bast4rd [138/721] has challenged KenKeno [525/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:04:51 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/15/15 15:17:14] Renny [605/651] has challenged bast4rd [270/721] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:21 is removed from Renny's clock.
[09/16/15 14:02:05] bast4rd, soltys, and KenKeno [843/2118] have team battled galaxyAbstractor, Fera, and Lorraine [1757/1770] and lost! 3 days, 08:44:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/15 15:41:54] bast4rd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:36 towards level 66.
[09/17/15 01:48:34] bast4rd [82/721] has challenged Higu [424/473] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:14 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/17/15 02:15:26] bast4rd found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:24 towards level 66.
[09/17/15 07:22:27] bast4rd and zertap have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/15 22:31:07] bast4rd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:07 towards level 66.
[09/18/15 00:20:12] Danpat [380/705] has challenged bast4rd [355/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:29:29 is removed from Danpat's clock.
[09/18/15 14:33:43] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:24 towards level 66.
[09/19/15 02:26:38] bast4rd [631/721] has challenged IdleRPG [1016/1222] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:22:38 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/19/15 21:29:15] bast4rd [604/721] has challenged Arcon [132/865] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:10:40 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/20/15 11:59:09] Crashko, ScottSteiner, and bast4rd [888/1706] have team battled Kieron, soltys, and Mayzie [1518/2199] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/15 22:29:33] pelinkovac [496/632] has challenged bast4rd [701/721] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:03:24 is added to pelinkovac's clock.
[09/21/15 01:14:46] KenKeno, bast4rd, Trickster, and Higu have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/15 03:27:16] bast4rd and RestAsured have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/15 13:04:43] bast4rd and Suiseiseki have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/15 22:51:18] bast4rd [96/721] has challenged Le`oZ [365/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:52 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/26/15 23:01:29] bast4rd, galaxyAbstractor, and Retrograde [1751/1795] have team battled tynsh, Nattsun, and Mega [1172/1572] and won! 0 days, 16:02:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/15 09:11:43] bast4rd [205/721] has challenged Chocobro [51/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/27/15 14:03:21] bast4rd and Spl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/15 00:28:32] bast4rd [14/721] has challenged PK [235/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:08 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[09/30/15 08:51:53] bast4rd [305/728] has challenged Retrograde [133/363] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:57:37 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[09/30/15 13:26:07] bast4rd met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:00:36 from level 67.
[10/01/15 01:34:38] bast4rd and Zero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/15 20:34:27] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:23 towards level 67.
[10/02/15 08:18:26] pelinkovac [325/632] has challenged bast4rd [500/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:42:41 is added to pelinkovac's clock.
[10/03/15 07:48:26] bast4rd [274/728] has challenged JustAPerson [75/388] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:32:54 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/04/15 04:49:19] bast4rd grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:54:05 towards level 67.
[10/04/15 12:13:26] bast4rd discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:08 towards level 67.
[10/05/15 19:51:01] bast4rd [484/728] has challenged whiteKASUMI [264/636] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:44:37 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/05/15 23:34:55] bast4rd [250/728] has come upon RestAsured [52/651] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:22:09 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/06/15 02:17:42] Emile [281/287] has challenged bast4rd [168/728] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from Emile's clock.
[10/06/15 23:13:22] bast4rd [649/728] has challenged Zinc [457/1114] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:29:07 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/07/15 17:04:53] mf [610/945] has challenged bast4rd [627/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:17 is added to mf's clock.
[10/08/15 09:00:07] Chocobro [296/598] has challenged bast4rd [160/728] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from Chocobro's clock.
[10/08/15 12:23:26] bast4rd, Tootoot222, Higu, and Zeus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/15 21:11:19] bast4rd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:27:06 towards level 67.
[10/09/15 05:11:49] bast4rd was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:23:28 from level 67.
[10/10/15 05:45:01] bast4rd [160/728] has challenged Zinc [936/1114] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:59:20 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/10/15 13:12:05] MaorimusPrime [13/34] has challenged bast4rd [540/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to MaorimusPrime's clock.
[10/10/15 23:35:05] Mega [342/579] has challenged bast4rd [106/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:11:18 is removed from Mega's clock.
[10/11/15 22:22:44] bast4rd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:36 towards level 67.
[10/13/15 08:43:45] bast4rd [570/728] has challenged IppE [944/1011] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:44 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[10/14/15 10:55:31] bast4rd [456/728] has challenged JustAPerson [283/388] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:08:52 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/15/15 03:35:31] Juliette [442/761] has challenged bast4rd [276/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:42:43 is removed from Juliette's clock.
[10/15/15 13:06:52] bast4rd [678/728] has challenged Metacity [372/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:28 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/15/15 13:06:52] In the fierce battle, Metacity dropped his level 70 set of leggings! bast4rd picks it up, tossing his old level 59 set of leggings to Metacity.
[10/15/15 17:36:04] Whiteman [8/24] has challenged bast4rd [108/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Whiteman's clock.
[10/15/15 19:41:51] Whiteman [41/65] has challenged bast4rd [80/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Whiteman's clock.
[10/16/15 08:52:36] soltys [598/712] has come upon bast4rd [32/740] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:26:21 is removed from soltys's clock.
[10/16/15 22:25:33] bast4rd [664/740] has challenged Fera [44/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:17:09 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/16/15 23:36:54] bast4rd [631/740] has challenged NoirArte [245/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:26 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/17/15 17:10:31] PK [363/401] has come upon bast4rd [645/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:45 is added to PK's clock.
[10/17/15 19:05:48] Plasmastar, Danpat, and NoirArte [245/2140] have team battled Schmid, Spl, and bast4rd [214/2309] and won! 1 day, 15:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/15 15:57:12] Schmid [87/1098] has challenged bast4rd [198/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:10 is added to Schmid's clock.
[10/19/15 16:59:12] bast4rd [651/740] has challenged storm [71/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:24 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/20/15 01:32:49] WakaWaka [2/95] has challenged bast4rd [599/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to WakaWaka's clock.
[10/20/15 19:12:43] bast4rd [355/740] has challenged Le`oZ [72/545] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[10/21/15 07:05:24] Tootoot222 [422/759] has challenged bast4rd [500/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:31 is added to Tootoot222's clock.
[10/21/15 16:37:03] Urine_Bubbles [151/470] has challenged bast4rd [610/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:14:44 is added to Urine_Bubbles's clock.
[10/22/15 06:00:07] Tastrokh [21/326] has challenged bast4rd [186/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Tastrokh's clock.
[10/22/15 08:22:18] Nomad_MK-15c, Schmid, and Tastrokh [84/2018] have team battled systech, bast4rd, and galaxyAbstractor [1109/2460] and lost! 0 days, 11:23:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/15 10:28:20] Bikkusu [185/369] has challenged bast4rd [443/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:33 is added to Bikkusu's clock.
[10/23/15 04:10:24] bast4rd has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:13:21 from level 68.
[10/24/15 06:33:32] Suiseiseki [465/898] has challenged bast4rd [432/740] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:15:42 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[12/10/15 22:54:55] soltys [508/731] has challenged bast4rd [296/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:03:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/11/15 04:51:01] Pathion, Mayzie, and bast4rd [218/2581] have team battled Suiseiseki, Nomad_MK-15c, and Emile [1348/1823] and lost! 2 days, 13:49:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/15 13:46:52] pinegod [395/640] has challenged bast4rd [338/740] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:36:20 is removed from pinegod's clock.
[12/11/15 16:46:31] bast4rd [285/740] has challenged [_]D [484/792] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:16:14 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/12/15 00:18:12] bast4rd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:48:08 towards level 68.
[12/12/15 07:04:06] bast4rd [276/740] has challenged storm [495/716] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:39:07 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/13/15 03:08:47] bast4rd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:59:00 towards level 68.
[12/13/15 06:55:19] bast4rd [664/740] has challenged fsmonster [147/283] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:01:14 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/13/15 16:26:47] storm [84/716] has challenged bast4rd [11/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:22:36 is removed from storm's clock.
[12/13/15 22:41:58] bast4rd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:38:57 towards level 68.
[12/14/15 15:52:14] Plasmastar, Seravee, and bast4rd [909/1715] have team battled julius, blindbox, and Spl [625/1235] and won! 0 days, 00:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 18:38:41] bast4rd [238/740] has challenged Mayzie [51/786] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:09:22 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/15/15 17:44:30] Maha [174/588] has challenged bast4rd [399/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to Maha's clock.
[12/16/15 17:07:14] bast4rd [192/740] has challenged Zero [47/383] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:20:25 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/16/15 17:25:24] bast4rd has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:17:29 from level 68.
[12/17/15 00:15:36] bast4rd and zertap have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/15 03:53:18] bast4rd [697/740] has come upon systech [123/938] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:09:42 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/18/15 09:50:20] Zinc [73/1101] has come upon bast4rd [413/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:15 is added to Zinc's clock.
[12/19/15 12:20:16] Meistarin [505/691] has challenged bast4rd [323/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:58:40 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/20/15 12:09:19] bast4rd [579/740] has challenged Schmid [666/1118] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:11:55 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/20/15 20:29:32] bast4rd [41/740] has challenged FunkyTuba [265/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:11:05 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/20/15 21:21:51] Urine_Bubbles [432/474] has come upon bast4rd [672/740] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:47:56 is added to Urine_Bubbles's clock.
[12/22/15 02:49:57] Ajvorl [290/360] has challenged bast4rd [144/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from Ajvorl's clock.
[12/22/15 04:38:24] Zero [97/383] has challenged bast4rd [199/740] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:35:11 is added to Zero's clock.
[12/22/15 05:12:48] bast4rd and Weedle have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 05:49:45] bast4rd [126/740] has challenged Tootoot222 [400/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:15:57 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[12/23/15 02:59:08] bast4rd and Dougie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/15 17:47:24] Le`oZ, bast4rd, and Zeus [1772/1850] have team battled storm, Kieron, and SleepSub [2098/2267] and lost! 1 day, 11:44:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/15 20:20:41] bast4rd has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:21:51 from level 68.
[12/26/15 02:43:23] bast4rd [531/740] has challenged Barrowight [170/345] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:31:32 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/27/15 14:15:25] bast4rd died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:32:05 from level 68.
[12/27/15 17:04:27] storm and bast4rd have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 15:27:08] zertap [251/501] has challenged bast4rd [735/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:57:28 is added to zertap's clock.
[12/28/15 16:27:42] bast4rd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:22:33 towards level 68.
[12/29/15 23:46:01] Seravee [215/355] has come upon bast4rd [55/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:28 is removed from Seravee's clock.
[12/30/15 08:27:37] Seravee [316/360] has challenged bast4rd [424/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Seravee's clock.
[12/30/15 11:30:06] bast4rd [673/740] has challenged Kieron [642/1022] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:47:10 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[12/30/15 23:53:18] bast4rd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:33 towards level 68.
[12/31/15 06:33:00] julius [144/375] has challenged bast4rd [544/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:12 is added to julius's clock.
[12/31/15 07:46:36] IRCd [295/502] has challenged bast4rd [225/740] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:33:07 is removed from IRCd's clock.
[12/31/15 16:01:54] bast4rd discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:31 towards level 68.
[01/01/16 03:21:59] bast4rd, Bikkusu, [Kabuto], and Zeus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/02/16 07:41:23] bast4rd and [_]D have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/16 05:58:44] [_]D [205/790] has challenged bast4rd [266/748] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:27:19 is added to [_]D's clock.
[01/03/16 15:48:43] blindbox, Trickster, and bast4rd [731/1868] have team battled Barrowight, Nomad_MK-15c, and rctgamer3 [2021/2301] and lost! 0 days, 16:02:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/16 11:33:15] FunkyTuba [571/891] has challenged bast4rd [88/752] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:31:37 is removed from FunkyTuba's clock.
[01/05/16 16:19:05] Plasmastar [623/944] has challenged bast4rd [505/752] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:04:40 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[01/05/16 16:19:05] Plasmastar has dealt bast4rd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:45:21 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/05/16 19:55:54] soltys, Trickster, and Snackbar [809/1798] have team battled IppE, Nomad_MK-15c, and bast4rd [231/2334] and won! 0 days, 05:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 00:39:04] Mayzie [119/806] has challenged bast4rd [255/752] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:53:30 is added to Mayzie's clock.
[01/06/16 05:24:54] bast4rd [150/752] has challenged Ajvorl [0/527] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:31:55 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/06/16 22:05:21] bast4rd [313/752] has challenged julius [21/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:06:30 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/08/16 09:13:03] bast4rd and RestAsured have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 19:20:08] bast4rd [220/752] has challenged [_]D [771/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:00 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/09/16 19:20:02] bast4rd stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:12 towards level 68.
[01/10/16 12:25:49] bast4rd [176/752] has challenged galaxyAbstractor [122/721] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/10/16 15:24:06] FunkyTuba [544/896] has challenged bast4rd [212/752] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:09:47 is removed from FunkyTuba's clock.
[01/11/16 04:34:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 7 days, 18:26:02 toward level 69.
[01/11/16 18:28:01] buttblaster [18/338] has challenged bast4rd [411/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to buttblaster's clock.
[01/12/16 11:12:47] Sharkius [139/150] has challenged bast4rd [3/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from Sharkius's clock.
[01/12/16 13:47:24] bast4rd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:00 towards level 69.
[01/13/16 06:30:49] bast4rd [462/752] has challenged Retrograde [533/567] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:02:49 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/13/16 18:25:27] FreakyM [704/803] has challenged bast4rd [577/752] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:34:30 is removed from FreakyM's clock.
[01/14/16 21:48:49] Edward_K [211/446] has challenged bast4rd [380/752] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:26:03 is added to Edward_K's clock.
[01/15/16 02:34:35] bast4rd [452/752] has challenged IRCd [459/496] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:23:45 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/15/16 11:14:35] bast4rd was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:04:49 from level 69.
[01/16/16 00:00:21] bast4rd [630/752] has challenged Juliette [604/761] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:23:54 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/16/16 20:55:40] Higu, memelord, and Dougie [100/1454] have team battled bast4rd, RestAsured, and Bikkusu [771/2011] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/16 03:21:49] bast4rd had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:58:42 towards level 69.
[01/17/16 15:18:21] Dougie [545/715] has challenged bast4rd [399/752] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:13:21 is removed from Dougie's clock.
[01/18/16 02:21:18] bast4rd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:47 towards level 69.
[01/18/16 03:28:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bast4rd 11 days, 14:45:38 toward level 69.
[01/18/16 11:32:46] Whiteman [84/463] has challenged bast4rd [713/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:25 is added to Whiteman's clock.
[01/19/16 06:07:52] bast4rd, Trojal, tynsh, and galaxyAbstractor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/16 06:35:45] bast4rd [314/752] has challenged Barrowight [136/411] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:38:02 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/19/16 11:25:13] bast4rd bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:46:34 towards level 69.
[01/20/16 00:24:04] Nomad_MK-15c, Xybit, and bast4rd [413/1626] have team battled Schmid, kyle, and wildting2 [2168/2301] and lost! 0 days, 01:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/16 00:27:34] mf [750/930] has challenged bast4rd [41/752] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:17:07 is removed from mf's clock.
[01/20/16 09:54:26] Bikkusu stole bast4rd's level 42 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Bikkusu leaves his old level 39 pair of boots behind, which bast4rd then takes.
[01/21/16 06:41:41] kelt stole bast4rd's level 192 weapon while they were sleeping! kelt leaves his old level 39 weapon behind, which bast4rd then takes.
[01/21/16 07:25:07] bast4rd [166/580] has challenged [_]D [423/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:49:25 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/22/16 00:16:04] bast4rd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:31 towards level 69.
[01/22/16 01:05:31] aera [47/77] has challenged bast4rd [351/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to aera's clock.
[01/22/16 16:42:13] [_]D [591/767] has come upon bast4rd [41/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:39 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[01/23/16 05:56:11] Retrograde, Xybit, and Trojal [71/1883] have team battled IRCd, Barrowight, and bast4rd [1231/1489] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/16 17:46:30] bast4rd [321/585] has challenged Pathion [1034/1119] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:49:53 is added to bast4rd's clock.
[01/23/16 21:20:45] bast4rd [208/585] has challenged Schmid [140/1118] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:26:16 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/25/16 12:38:03] bast4rd [392/585] has challenged [Kabuto] [128/756] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:15:35 is removed from bast4rd's clock.
[01/26/16 01:43:54] Seravee [371/400] has challenged bast4rd [467/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:12 is added to Seravee's clock.
[01/26/16 05:18:10] Zinc [678/1120] has challenged bast4rd [340/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:21:17 is removed from Zinc's clock.
[01/26/16 10:04:02] ilianas [694/949] has challenged bast4rd [558/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:10:22 is removed from ilianas's clock.
[01/26/16 17:12:07] ilianas [402/949] has challenged bast4rd [410/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:14:16 is added to ilianas's clock.
[01/26/16 19:20:01] bast4rd and perigril have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/16 00:20:48] Icedream [217/864] has challenged bast4rd [440/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:21:20 is added to Icedream's clock.
[01/27/16 04:25:03] neona [71/81] has challenged bast4rd [61/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:45 is removed from neona's clock.
[01/28/16 00:08:41] RestAsured [494/795] has come upon bast4rd [73/585] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:21:11 is removed from RestAsured's clock.
[01/28/16 00:53:54] bast4rd and Tootoot222 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/16 02:09:31] Le`oZ, FreakyM, and bast4rd [845/1956] have team battled Bikkusu, Mayzie, and mf [1810/2175] and lost! 0 days, 22:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/16 06:10:30] bast4rd and BlackGuard26 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/16 15:26:49] bast4rd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:42 towards level 69.
[01/30/16 20:16:39] BigEndian, bast4rd, and Seravee [723/2140] have team battled Spl, kyle, and Zero [511/1312] and won! 0 days, 11:38:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 23:17:46] Emile [260/553] has challenged bast4rd [296/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to Emile's clock.