#idlerpg Idle RPG

Player Info

User: Vanderhoof
Class: Metal Priest
Admin?: No
Level: 60
Next level: 7 days, 14:24:15
Status: Offline
Host: TheOverlord!~overlord@2d.over.3d
Account Created: Tue Apr 3 22:56:15 2012
Last login: Tue Aug 5 21:45:43 2014
Total time idled: 279 days, 12:48:45
Current position: [563,545]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 34
boots: 280 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 52
gloves: 53
helm: 39
leggings: 36
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 40
tunic: 89 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 338 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1028

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 29 days, 02:48:03
quit: 34 days, 15:59:23

total: 63 days, 18:47:26

Character Modifiers

[04/03/12 19:06:15] Vanderhoof [0/0] has challenged Hisui [98/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/03/12 19:47:43] Vanderhoof [8/12] has challenged Tonzo [329/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/03/12 20:28:07] Vanderhoof [11/20] has challenged macns [254/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/04/12 00:08:46] Vanderhoof [53/60] has challenged Zero [6/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:29 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/04/12 05:00:03] Vanderhoof [48/101] has challenged Tilus [577/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/04/12 06:57:11] Vanderhoof [92/101] has challenged KumoriKarasu [45/202] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/04/12 11:17:47] Vanderhoof [53/112] has challenged neji [296/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/05/12 08:25:46] Dje [180/812] has challenged Vanderhoof [116/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:10 is removed from Dje's clock.
[04/05/12 13:48:58] Kai-Kun [44/170] has challenged Vanderhoof [20/153] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from Kai-Kun's clock.
[04/05/12 15:35:32] Vanderhoof [7/158] has challenged kringle [157/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/05/12 23:01:50] Vanderhoof [125/162] has challenged pelinkovac [994/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/06/12 04:29:43] Mega [416/545] has challenged Vanderhoof [23/162] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:02:25 is removed from Mega's clock.
[04/07/12 13:44:15] Vanderhoof [24/162] has challenged Femto [33/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/08/12 00:00:58] Vanderhoof [167/171] has challenged coax [241/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/08/12 11:36:24] Vanderhoof [3/198] has challenged pelinkovac [818/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/08/12 18:43:14] master [108/836] has challenged Vanderhoof [30/198] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:21 is removed from master's clock.
[04/09/12 01:11:30] Vanderhoof [59/198] has challenged Paffe [177/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/09/12 16:30:04] Vanderhoof [32/205] has challenged master [406/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/09/12 16:36:20] Vanderhoof, Mega, and Zenquibo [616/1205] have team battled Tonzo, grimlock, and mf [255/1702] and won! 0 days, 03:35:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/12 07:19:27] Vanderhoof [20/212] has challenged spiduk [225/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/11/12 03:55:31] Vanderhoof [46/229] has challenged BilliumMoto [411/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/11/12 08:08:12] Vanderhoof stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:18 towards level 34.
[04/11/12 22:57:23] Vanderhoof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:41 towards level 34.
[04/12/12 00:37:49] TheWyatt2012 [118/148] has challenged Vanderhoof [146/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to TheWyatt2012's clock.
[04/12/12 03:03:18] Vanderhoof [200/231] has challenged Femto [381/542] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/12/12 03:49:20] Yukikaze [92/270] has challenged Vanderhoof [39/231] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Yukikaze's clock.
[04/13/12 01:10:30] DreamWeaver, Vanderhoof, and Plloi [821/1234] have team battled Trickster, KumoriKarasu, and Crono [1288/2034] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/12 08:41:03] Vanderhoof [242/266] has challenged Zero [36/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/14/12 13:13:56] ths1138 [376/533] has challenged Vanderhoof [109/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:57:47 is removed from ths1138's clock.
[04/14/12 20:00:36] Vanderhoof [113/266] has challenged Le`oZ [148/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/15/12 09:18:19] Korby [658/742] has challenged Vanderhoof [27/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:48:00 is removed from Korby's clock.
[04/16/12 06:23:16] XX1 [92/541] has challenged Vanderhoof [89/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:52 is removed from XX1's clock.
[04/16/12 09:22:58] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:10:46 is added to his clock.
[04/16/12 15:32:40] Vanderhoof [86/266] has challenged Shadiko [294/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/17/12 00:22:39] Vanderhoof stole spiduk's level 27 charm while they were sleeping! Vanderhoof leaves his old level 19 charm behind, which spiduk then takes.
[04/17/12 02:42:01] Kieron, Mega, and jenocide [1261/1512] have team battled nova, Vanderhoof, and Shadiko [996/1130] and won! 0 days, 06:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/12 02:55:26] Kaguya, Spiegel, and coax [722/1919] have team battled risky, Shadiko, and Vanderhoof [46/1604] and won! 0 days, 04:39:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/12 18:23:09] Vanderhoof [229/273] has challenged Rocky [634/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/18/12 19:10:47] natsu42 [19/98] has challenged Vanderhoof [219/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to natsu42's clock.
[04/19/12 01:50:45] Zeus [16/172] has challenged Vanderhoof [60/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Zeus's clock.
[04/20/12 07:04:39] ravil [64/189] has challenged Vanderhoof [31/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from ravil's clock.
[04/20/12 07:27:33] Reisen, koi, and mf [1157/1465] have team battled grimlock, Vanderhoof, and [Kabuto] [954/1432] and won! 0 days, 05:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/12 08:44:44] Vanderhoof got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:05 from level 39.
[04/20/12 09:01:01] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:08:35 is added to his clock.
[04/20/12 09:11:23] Vanderhoof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:17 towards level 39.
[04/20/12 15:01:25] ravil [140/198] has come upon Vanderhoof [163/273] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:30 is added to ravil's clock.
[04/20/12 16:27:31] nova, Ruin, and grimlock [531/1373] have team battled natsu42, Vanderhoof, and Korby [1005/1159] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/12 16:39:42] Vanderhoof [132/273] has challenged Zeus [85/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:32 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/23/12 18:31:13] Vanderhoof [227/273] has come upon Crono [615/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:55 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/24/12 03:21:48] Vanderhoof EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:38 from level 40.
[04/24/12 05:29:50] Vanderhoof [120/289] has challenged XX1 [125/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/24/12 10:07:14] Shadiko [459/476] has challenged Vanderhoof [37/289] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:43:42 is removed from Shadiko's clock.
[04/25/12 06:30:55] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:51 towards level 41.
[04/25/12 07:35:22] KenKeno, spiduk, and Pedobear [165/1567] have team battled Vanderhoof, Reisen, and DreamWeaver [773/1143] and lost! 0 days, 13:06:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/12 12:02:07] sian [14/21] has challenged Vanderhoof [210/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to sian's clock.
[04/26/12 15:18:45] Pedobear [99/540] has challenged Vanderhoof [210/289] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:21:44 is added to Pedobear's clock.
[04/27/12 08:41:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Vanderhoof with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:37:31 from level 41.
[04/27/12 16:16:09] Vanderhoof [255/289] has challenged [Kabuto] [261/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/28/12 02:26:14] Dje [270/1047] has challenged Vanderhoof [72/289] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:54:07 is removed from Dje's clock.
[04/28/12 09:27:39] Mega [157/551] has challenged Vanderhoof [223/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:39 is added to Mega's clock.
[04/29/12 18:34:48] DreamWeaver [261/474] has challenged Vanderhoof [131/289] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:00:41 is removed from DreamWeaver's clock.
[04/30/12 06:46:17] Vanderhoof bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:25 towards level 42.
[04/30/12 09:38:10] Pathion [278/602] has challenged Vanderhoof [269/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:26:35 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[05/01/12 02:52:03] Vanderhoof [144/292] has challenged Blargle [148/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/02/12 01:47:38] Duck-Senpai [201/677] has challenged Vanderhoof [179/292] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:58:41 is removed from Duck-Senpai's clock.
[05/03/12 06:13:32] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:23:42 is added to his clock.
[05/03/12 09:55:27] DreamWeaver [397/474] has challenged Vanderhoof [87/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:17:50 is removed from DreamWeaver's clock.
[05/03/12 17:57:17] Zero [716/738] has challenged Vanderhoof [66/292] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:26:48 is removed from Zero's clock.
[05/04/12 07:00:19] Soulweaver [219/711] has challenged Vanderhoof [128/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:17 is removed from Soulweaver's clock.
[05/07/12 00:50:04] TCHUNG [0/30] has challenged Vanderhoof [158/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to TCHUNG's clock.
[05/07/12 18:53:29] Vanderhoof [295/319] has challenged ravil [0/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/08/12 03:20:44] Astarotte [174/952] has challenged Vanderhoof [24/319] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:04:25 is removed from Astarotte's clock.
[05/09/12 01:32:13] Vanderhoof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:31 towards level 44.
[05/10/12 00:58:13] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:24 from level 44.
[05/10/12 12:33:55] Femto [395/566] has challenged Vanderhoof [152/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:56 is removed from Femto's clock.
[05/11/12 15:09:13] Tsuta, mf, and Femto [1453/1868] have team battled Vanderhoof, Korby, and KenKeno [720/1544] and won! 0 days, 11:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/12 21:32:10] Vanderhoof bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:42 towards level 44.
[05/14/12 01:52:15] Shadiko [328/482] has challenged Vanderhoof [144/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:34 is removed from Shadiko's clock.
[05/14/12 08:53:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 08:00:29 toward level 44.
[05/14/12 19:56:16] Soulweaver [490/727] has challenged Vanderhoof [140/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:21 is removed from Soulweaver's clock.
[05/14/12 22:35:05] Vanderhoof [244/319] has challenged Zeus [424/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/15/12 10:59:45] spiduk [41/525] has challenged Vanderhoof [24/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:47 is removed from spiduk's clock.
[05/15/12 15:00:36] Magraal [403/1048] has challenged Vanderhoof [166/319] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:20:35 is removed from Magraal's clock.
[05/15/12 16:00:49] bight [132/465] has challenged Vanderhoof [176/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:45 is added to bight's clock.
[05/15/12 20:01:48] Pathion [256/612] has challenged Vanderhoof [36/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:21 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[05/16/12 02:03:07] pelinkovac [696/1230] has challenged Vanderhoof [287/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:05 is removed from pelinkovac's clock.
[05/17/12 09:10:06] Shadiko [399/482] has challenged Vanderhoof [44/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:43:22 is removed from Shadiko's clock.
[05/17/12 09:10:06] Shadiko has dealt Vanderhoof a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:51:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/20/12 05:20:45] BigEndian [7/8] has challenged Vanderhoof [281/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to BigEndian's clock.
[05/20/12 05:25:19] Astarotte [84/952] has challenged Vanderhoof [129/319] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:46:55 is added to Astarotte's clock.
[05/20/12 12:30:45] ravil [251/342] has challenged Vanderhoof [240/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from ravil's clock.
[05/21/12 04:18:38] Topper_Harley [136/155] has challenged Vanderhoof [264/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Topper_Harley's clock.
[05/21/12 14:08:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 00:03:34 toward level 45.
[05/21/12 14:22:09] Vanderhoof [10/319] has challenged jama [138/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/21/12 23:34:22] Vanderhoof [75/319] has challenged Mega [341/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:59 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/22/12 03:35:13] Vanderhoof [200/319] has challenged XX1 [62/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:33:15 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/22/12 03:35:13] Vanderhoof has dealt XX1 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:12:53 is added to XX1's clock.
[05/23/12 11:21:16] Vanderhoof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:57 towards level 46.
[05/23/12 21:44:53] Vanderhoof [294/319] has challenged Zeus [183/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:58:58 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/12 12:48:18] Vanderhoof [295/319] has challenged [_]D [197/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:11:09 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/12 17:49:18] Vanderhoof [88/319] has challenged Tonzo [245/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/12 21:50:14] Dje [833/1047] has challenged Vanderhoof [54/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:20:20 is removed from Dje's clock.
[05/25/12 13:54:03] Vanderhoof [169/319] has challenged BilliumMoto [421/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:17:57 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/25/12 23:28:29] Le`oZ, spiduk, and Vanderhoof [837/1593] have team battled Duck-Senpai, ths1138, and Spiegel [781/1660] and won! 0 days, 05:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/12 03:57:03] Vanderhoof [301/319] has challenged [_]D [337/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/26/12 13:59:16] Zenquibo [445/449] has challenged Vanderhoof [274/319] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:59 is removed from Zenquibo's clock.
[05/26/12 18:00:11] Vanderhoof [97/319] has challenged gojira [137/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:40 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/27/12 04:53:24] Vanderhoof [240/319] has challenged Boosie [42/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/27/12 06:02:59] Vanderhoof [160/319] has challenged ths1138 [262/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/27/12 18:05:32] BilliumMoto [312/625] has challenged Vanderhoof [308/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:36:38 is removed from BilliumMoto's clock.
[05/27/12 20:37:54] Zero [161/728] has come upon Vanderhoof [4/319] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:30:05 is removed from Zero's clock.
[05/28/12 10:17:33] Boosie, Vanderhoof, and Shadiko [222/1357] have team battled kringle, [Kabuto], and Reisen [312/1772] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/12 16:59:58] kringle, Soulweaver, Vanderhoof, and Rocky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/12 00:12:01] Vanderhoof [231/319] has challenged Trickster [539/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:15:59 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/29/12 07:13:40] Vanderhoof [230/319] has challenged Pathion [466/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:22:40 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/30/12 09:19:20] Vanderhoof [23/319] has challenged Suiseiseki [407/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:32 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/30/12 10:19:34] Pathion [90/612] has challenged Vanderhoof [114/319] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:16:09 is added to Pathion's clock.
[05/30/12 21:20:37] Vanderhoof discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:41 towards level 47.
[05/31/12 06:11:56] Vanderhoof learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:51 towards level 47.
[05/31/12 12:57:28] Rocky, sian, and Higu [1525/2304] have team battled [_]D, Astarotte, and Vanderhoof [552/1673] and won! 0 days, 06:44:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/12 11:34:58] Vanderhoof [119/321] has challenged Femto [352/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/03/12 15:43:03] Vanderhoof [251/321] has challenged IdleRPG [765/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:40:28 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/03/12 21:29:31] Vanderhoof was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:17 from level 48.
[06/03/12 22:44:34] Vanderhoof [100/321] has challenged Pedobear [270/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:17:34 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/04/12 09:23:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 3 days, 13:44:44 toward level 48.
[06/04/12 23:07:35] Vanderhoof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:16 towards level 48.
[06/05/12 17:44:54] Vanderhoof bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:56 towards level 48.
[06/06/12 12:29:46] Paffe [204/561] has come upon Vanderhoof [92/321] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:41:26 is removed from Paffe's clock.
[06/06/12 13:58:54] ths1138 [363/521] has challenged Vanderhoof [282/321] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:43:03 is removed from ths1138's clock.
[06/07/12 01:26:54] leop-shef [56/153] has challenged Vanderhoof [155/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to leop-shef's clock.
[06/08/12 02:07:23] Vanderhoof [46/321] has challenged Boosie [156/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:12 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/08/12 12:04:22] Buzzer, Hisui, and [_]D [1574/1785] have team battled Zenquibo, Vanderhoof, and Boosie [767/1109] and won! 0 days, 12:31:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/12 13:57:30] skeks [76/146] has challenged Vanderhoof [167/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to skeks's clock.
[06/09/12 06:13:23] silverthorn [198/665] has challenged Vanderhoof [76/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:06 is removed from silverthorn's clock.
[06/09/12 10:14:15] Vanderhoof [98/321] has challenged Tsuta [364/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:17:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/09/12 15:14:55] Sumo_Podenco, master, Buzzer, and Vanderhoof have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/09/12 22:17:00] Vanderhoof [178/321] has challenged skeks [198/216] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:27 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/10/12 17:57:40] ravil, silverthorn, and BigEndian [1060/1341] have team battled Edward_K, risky, and Vanderhoof [404/1585] and won! 0 days, 13:16:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/12 21:43:42] Vanderhoof [186/321] has challenged Tonzo [308/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/11/12 08:22:58] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:19:22 is added to his clock.
[06/12/12 03:48:55] Vanderhoof [96/321] has challenged Trickster [180/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:40:46 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/12/12 07:04:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 5 days, 04:51:52 toward level 49.
[06/12/12 20:54:15] Korby [266/413] has challenged Vanderhoof [203/321] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:38 is removed from Korby's clock.
[06/12/12 20:54:15] In the fierce battle, Vanderhoof dropped his level 66 helm! Korby picks it up, tossing his old level 37 helm to Vanderhoof.
[06/13/12 01:55:22] Plloi [310/610] has challenged Vanderhoof [17/295] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:32:02 is removed from Plloi's clock.
[06/14/12 02:00:56] Vanderhoof [285/295] has challenged Kaguya [517/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:28 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/14/12 09:01:17] Vanderhoof found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:53 towards level 49.
[06/14/12 14:03:38] DreamWeaver [248/449] has challenged Vanderhoof [133/295] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:20:12 is removed from DreamWeaver's clock.
[06/16/12 21:16:00] Vanderhoof [144/295] has challenged SleepSub [45/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:55 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/17/12 17:39:59] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:42 towards level 49.
[06/17/12 23:21:40] Vanderhoof [64/295] has challenged Suiseiseki [119/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/18/12 07:26:13] Vanderhoof [257/295] has challenged Hisui [480/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/18/12 19:26:27] bight [460/468] has challenged Vanderhoof [188/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:16 is removed from bight's clock.
[06/19/12 09:54:26] Trickster [422/851] has challenged Vanderhoof [144/295] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from Trickster's clock.
[06/19/12 18:17:20] [Kabuto], Pathion, and Chii [1428/1716] have team battled Reisen, Vanderhoof, and XX1 [537/1487] and won! 0 days, 08:16:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/12 20:44:12] Astarotte, Soulweaver, and skeks [854/1716] have team battled TCHUNG, BigEndian, and Vanderhoof [671/1066] and won! 0 days, 00:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/12 21:20:04] Vanderhoof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:21 towards level 50.
[06/20/12 01:33:29] Vanderhoof [232/295] has challenged Astarotte [262/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:02:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/21/12 06:40:01] Vanderhoof [152/295] has challenged Kaguya [659/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:20 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/27/12 18:39:13] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:44 towards level 50.
[06/27/12 21:15:11] pelinkovac [586/926] has challenged Vanderhoof [50/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:21:39 is removed from pelinkovac's clock.
[06/29/12 09:23:16] pelinkovac [748/926] has challenged Vanderhoof [223/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:16 is removed from pelinkovac's clock.
[06/29/12 14:24:39] Vanderhoof saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:13:42 from level 50.
[06/29/12 23:26:37] Vanderhoof [154/295] has challenged Blargle [502/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:23:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/30/12 06:35:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 20:48:28 toward level 50.
[06/30/12 08:36:57] Vanderhoof, Pedobear, and Suiseiseki [467/1348] have team battled [_]D, Higu, and Zeus [155/1547] and won! 1 day, 00:55:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/12 14:15:17] Wolf_Knot, Duck-Senpai, and spiduk [105/2559] have team battled Vanderhoof, Classic, and Pathion [640/1385] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/12 20:52:28] Rawr [178/272] has challenged Vanderhoof [100/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:01 is removed from Rawr's clock.
[06/30/12 21:31:41] Wolf_Knot [159/744] has challenged Vanderhoof [150/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:35 is removed from Wolf_Knot's clock.
[07/01/12 00:13:53] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:06 towards level 50.
[07/01/12 04:33:27] spiduk [664/1146] has challenged Vanderhoof [162/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:28 is removed from spiduk's clock.
[07/01/12 07:34:16] Vanderhoof [149/295] has challenged Edward_K [154/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:42 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/02/12 02:38:33] Reisen [558/596] has challenged Vanderhoof [221/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:01 is removed from Reisen's clock.
[07/03/12 09:45:40] Duck-Senpai [312/678] has challenged Vanderhoof [14/295] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:46 is removed from Duck-Senpai's clock.
[07/03/12 16:47:20] Vanderhoof [156/295] has challenged nakima [280/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:35 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/03/12 18:44:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 1 day, 02:43:25 toward level 50.
[07/03/12 20:10:14] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:53:26 is added to his clock.
[07/04/12 09:04:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 06:33:35 toward level 50.
[07/04/12 16:11:07] Vanderhoof [238/295] has challenged Artea [191/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/04/12 16:59:17] ravil, Higu, and Chii [1273/1448] have team battled Vanderhoof, rctgamer3, and nakima [1109/1516] and won! 1 day, 04:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/12 18:54:46] nakima, Keshaun, and Mega [552/1422] have team battled Rocky, Classic, and Vanderhoof [204/1691] and won! 0 days, 09:30:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/12 03:12:06] Vanderhoof [268/295] has challenged warku [285/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:05 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/12/12 09:40:41] BigEndian, risky, and silverthorn [753/1934] have team battled Zero, Vanderhoof, and Pathion [1766/2019] and lost! 1 day, 12:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/12 11:36:21] Vanderhoof [20/295] has challenged Classic [299/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:49:58 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/13/12 06:40:57] Vanderhoof [184/295] has challenged warku [437/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:37 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/14/12 09:47:12] Vanderhoof [144/295] has challenged Subcurrent [52/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:26:02 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/14/12 14:54:11] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:20:37 is added to his clock.
[07/15/12 13:53:34] coax [422/728] has challenged Vanderhoof [64/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:28 is removed from coax's clock.
[07/15/12 19:20:43] Vanderhoof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:59 towards level 51.
[07/15/12 19:59:08] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:05 towards level 51.
[07/16/12 01:56:16] Pathion [749/798] has challenged Vanderhoof [198/295] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:10:39 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[07/16/12 09:09:41] Vanderhoof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:50 towards level 51.
[07/16/12 17:59:57] Vanderhoof [23/295] has challenged <Hiisi> [295/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:18 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/17/12 15:48:32] Zenquibo, [_]D, and Ruin [996/1489] have team battled <Hiisi>, Vanderhoof, and Blargle [673/1290] and won! 0 days, 01:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/12 01:07:16] bight [436/468] has challenged Vanderhoof [179/291] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:39:50 is removed from bight's clock.
[07/18/12 05:08:06] Rocky [21/1041] has challenged Vanderhoof [205/291] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:47:17 is added to Rocky's clock.
[07/18/12 11:09:31] Zeus [330/485] has challenged Vanderhoof [93/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:00:08 is removed from Zeus's clock.
[07/19/12 11:14:51] Zenquibo [387/799] has challenged Vanderhoof [254/291] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:22:00 is removed from Zenquibo's clock.
[08/15/12 22:46:12] Vanderhoof [40/291] has challenged Buzzer [411/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:25 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/17/12 13:55:12] Vanderhoof lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:20 from level 51.
[08/17/12 14:04:56] Mega [182/661] has challenged Vanderhoof [63/291] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:17:02 is removed from Mega's clock.
[08/17/12 17:33:51] Vanderhoof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:25 towards level 51.
[08/17/12 22:54:29] Trickster [263/898] has challenged Vanderhoof [235/291] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:12:14 is removed from Trickster's clock.
[08/18/12 11:11:14] pelinkovac, Higu, and Jerry [565/1906] have team battled Korby, Vanderhoof, and Hoarfrost [1215/1246] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/12 12:14:06] Vanderhoof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:08 from level 51.
[08/18/12 17:04:12] Vanderhoof got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:20 from level 51.
[08/20/12 20:14:24] Vanderhoof [13/291] has challenged Ruin [46/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:56 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/21/12 03:16:03] Vanderhoof [252/291] has challenged Rocky [917/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:06 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/21/12 05:50:15] Vanderhoof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:49 towards level 51.
[08/21/12 07:29:16] Vanderhoof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:00 towards level 51.
[08/21/12 23:23:04] DH [138/284] has challenged Vanderhoof [208/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to DH's clock.
[08/22/12 17:30:09] Vanderhoof bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:33 towards level 51.
[08/23/12 03:27:59] Dje [878/1067] has challenged Vanderhoof [259/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:14:14 is removed from Dje's clock.
[08/24/12 00:31:46] Mumsie [24/83] has challenged Vanderhoof [109/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Mumsie's clock.
[08/24/12 12:09:23] Vanderhoof [230/291] has challenged Blargle [274/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/24/12 15:36:48] Vanderhoof [137/291] has challenged Jerry [97/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:05:05 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/19/12 00:19:41] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 12:29:30 is added to his clock.
[09/19/12 07:09:08] Higu [546/623] has challenged Vanderhoof [245/291] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:57 is removed from Higu's clock.
[09/23/12 16:12:07] Vanderhoof saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:34 from level 52.
[09/25/12 02:42:07] Vanderhoof [238/288] has challenged Le`oZ [456/680] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:40 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/25/12 20:46:41] Vanderhoof [274/288] has challenged silfumus [8/323] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:40:20 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/25/12 20:46:41] Vanderhoof has dealt silfumus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:35:54 is added to silfumus's clock.
[09/26/12 05:48:46] Zero [472/930] has challenged Vanderhoof [251/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:31 is removed from Zero's clock.
[09/26/12 08:13:06] Vanderhoof [148/288] has come upon Pathion [783/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:19:25 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/27/12 05:16:05] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:40:09 is added to his clock.
[09/27/12 08:48:43] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:52:55 is added to his clock.
[09/28/12 09:01:01] Vanderhoof [19/288] has challenged Icedream [352/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:38 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/28/12 15:41:56] silfumus, Mackztr, and Vanderhoof [535/989] have team battled Icedream, Jerry, and Trickster [815/1804] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/12 21:49:24] Vanderhoof found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:23 towards level 52.
[10/11/12 02:17:29] [_]D [546/634] has challenged Vanderhoof [36/288] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:23:02 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[10/11/12 03:17:41] Vanderhoof [133/288] has challenged Jerry [467/728] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/11/12 14:37:38] Vanderhoof has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:07 from level 52.
[10/11/12 15:22:43] Edward_K [343/389] has challenged Vanderhoof [246/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:54 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[10/11/12 17:23:09] Vanderhoof [56/288] has challenged Dje [551/1254] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:11:02 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/11/12 18:37:36] XX1 [271/870] has challenged Vanderhoof [69/288] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from XX1's clock.
[10/12/12 00:36:54] Vanderhoof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:05 towards level 52.
[10/12/12 10:27:20] SleepSub [248/878] has challenged Vanderhoof [98/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:04 is removed from SleepSub's clock.
[10/12/12 16:28:49] Zeus [342/467] has challenged Vanderhoof [177/288] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:21:57 is removed from Zeus's clock.
[10/12/12 18:16:18] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:31 towards level 52.
[10/13/12 02:17:16] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:52:06 is added to his clock.
[10/13/12 20:21:00] Kaguya, Lieber, and inf3kted [1469/1717] have team battled Vanderhoof, phallic_cockerel, and grenciae [880/1030] and won! 0 days, 16:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/12 10:39:09] Vanderhoof [51/288] has challenged grimlock [381/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:51:10 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/14/12 23:42:00] Le`oZ [449/688] has challenged Vanderhoof [194/288] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:35:15 is removed from Le`oZ's clock.
[10/16/12 17:00:39] Vanderhoof lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:04 from level 52.
[10/16/12 19:33:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 3 days, 06:59:35 toward level 52.
[10/19/12 18:55:16] DreamWeaver, Blargle, and Dje [513/2175] have team battled storm, Vanderhoof, and Le`oZ [436/1273] and won! 0 days, 18:08:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/12 00:13:35] Artea [287/803] has challenged Vanderhoof [152/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:39 is removed from Artea's clock.
[10/21/12 12:24:45] Dje [444/1024] has challenged Vanderhoof [262/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:13 is removed from Dje's clock.
[10/21/12 14:33:28] IppE [565/593] has challenged Vanderhoof [188/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:37 is removed from IppE's clock.
[10/23/12 10:25:52] grenciae [427/522] has come upon Vanderhoof [213/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:53:51 is removed from grenciae's clock.
[10/23/12 23:56:57] Zanthas [111/193] has challenged Vanderhoof [78/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Zanthas's clock.
[10/24/12 16:01:03] Lieber [407/654] has challenged Vanderhoof [273/288] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Lieber's clock.
[10/25/12 11:49:56] Vanderhoof [102/288] has challenged Floddzilla [207/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:01 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/25/12 20:52:16] DH [317/590] has challenged Vanderhoof [153/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:34 is removed from DH's clock.
[10/26/12 01:53:22] Vanderhoof [88/288] has challenged Dje [454/1041] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:26 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/26/12 03:53:47] Vanderhoof [61/288] has challenged galaxyAbstractor [337/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:51 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/27/12 12:03:51] Vanderhoof [173/288] has challenged IppE [183/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:31 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/28/12 03:20:31] Shirakani, Korby, and storm [1081/1724] have team battled Floddzilla, Artea, and Vanderhoof [880/1505] and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/12 06:20:15] sian [28/567] has challenged Vanderhoof [178/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:53 is added to sian's clock.
[10/30/12 08:20:47] Vanderhoof [167/288] has challenged grenciae [233/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[10/30/12 10:21:15] Korby [337/441] has challenged Vanderhoof [6/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:42:47 is removed from Korby's clock.
[11/01/12 13:14:17] Vanderhoof left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Vanderhoof's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/12 13:24:46] Vanderhoof [221/284] has challenged ahoka [177/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/01/12 23:00:03] dynamo [143/755] has come upon Vanderhoof [212/284] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:25:25 is added to dynamo's clock.
[11/02/12 06:36:58] Vanderhoof [162/284] has challenged [_]D [99/649] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:24:43 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/02/12 13:43:39] Vanderhoof set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:46:55 from level 53.
[11/03/12 08:43:07] master [702/925] has challenged Vanderhoof [213/284] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:08:54 is removed from master's clock.
[11/03/12 13:44:16] Vanderhoof [1/284] has challenged grenciae [372/533] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:43 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/04/12 11:49:34] Vanderhoof [280/284] has challenged Reisen [460/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:49 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/04/12 16:50:43] Vanderhoof [50/284] has challenged Keshaun [360/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:31 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/04/12 23:14:54] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:30 towards level 53.
[11/07/12 06:32:03] Vanderhoof ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:33 from level 53.
[11/07/12 06:56:03] Akisunerai [56/90] has challenged Vanderhoof [180/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Akisunerai's clock.
[11/08/12 08:51:55] Blargle [116/687] has challenged Vanderhoof [269/284] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:11:02 is added to Blargle's clock.
[11/08/12 13:27:59] Zero, Kaguya, and mf [633/2867] have team battled DH, Zeus, and Vanderhoof [47/1370] and won! 1 day, 13:07:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/12 15:59:20] Vanderhoof [40/284] has challenged rctgamer3 [170/917] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/14/12 19:28:44] dynamo [296/774] has challenged Vanderhoof [65/284] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:24:54 is removed from dynamo's clock.
[11/16/12 13:38:56] Ruin [427/504] has challenged Vanderhoof [45/284] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:44:54 is removed from Ruin's clock.
[11/17/12 03:31:26] XX1, Aetheist, and Vanderhoof [143/1615] have team battled sian, DreamWeaver, and rctgamer3 [1051/1891] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/12 09:27:53] Vanderhoof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:41 towards level 53.
[11/17/12 09:49:31] FireDragon, Pedobear, and Kaguya [1139/1985] have team battled Vanderhoof, Rocky, and Shirakani [1592/2126] and lost! 0 days, 11:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/12 21:34:57] Vanderhoof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:15 towards level 53.
[11/17/12 23:32:41] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:22:10 is added to his clock.
[11/18/12 14:38:10] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:01:36 is added to his clock.
[11/19/12 06:36:51] Vanderhoof sharpened the edge of his weapon! Vanderhoof's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/12 15:19:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 2 days, 03:41:29 toward level 53.
[11/20/12 06:52:14] Vanderhoof stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:09 towards level 53.
[11/21/12 04:51:39] Vanderhoof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:13 towards level 53.
[11/21/12 12:06:56] Vanderhoof [32/287] has challenged Aetheist [67/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/21/12 19:08:44] Vanderhoof [200/287] has challenged <Hiisi> [392/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:04 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/21/12 21:25:23] Vanderhoof grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:42 towards level 53.
[11/22/12 01:10:57] spiduk, BilliumMoto, and Vanderhoof [674/2320] have team battled Mac`, Zero, and Trickster [454/2048] and won! 0 days, 02:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/12 03:00:57] Vanderhoof sharpened the edge of his weapon! Vanderhoof's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/12 10:23:54] Vanderhoof [138/290] has challenged IppE [65/724] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:32 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/26/12 02:34:21] <Hiisi> [286/474] has challenged Vanderhoof [263/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:06:55 is removed from <Hiisi>'s clock.
[11/26/12 04:34:46] Vanderhoof [195/290] has challenged Warpten [137/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:44 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/26/12 05:43:32] Vanderhoof found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:47 towards level 53.
[11/27/12 04:45:13] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:02:58 is added to his clock.
[11/27/12 06:33:15] Vanderhoof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:17 towards level 53.
[11/27/12 07:49:51] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:51 towards level 53.
[11/27/12 08:41:22] Vanderhoof [58/290] has challenged BlackGuard26 [34/162] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:51 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/27/12 09:19:12] Vanderhoof [161/290] has challenged sian [236/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/27/12 09:46:10] Buzzer, DH, and DreamWeaver [999/2099] have team battled Mac`, Trickster, and Vanderhoof [437/1574] and won! 0 days, 04:25:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/12 16:43:14] Cov [110/652] has challenged Vanderhoof [78/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:23:47 is removed from Cov's clock.
[11/27/12 17:10:30] [_]D, Blargle, and Vanderhoof [623/1702] have team battled pelinkovac, BlackGuard26, and Artea [279/1921] and won! 1 day, 10:13:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/12 11:53:15] Vanderhoof [92/290] has challenged mf [979/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:21:10 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/29/12 16:07:56] Purity, Zero, and Vanderhoof [345/1524] have team battled DH, Black2626, and Korby [76/1287] and won! 0 days, 16:52:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/12 02:20:35] Vanderhoof, Lieber, and storm [1176/1703] have team battled Cov, Lalolan, and Mega [54/1358] and won! 0 days, 11:20:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/12 05:57:33] nomad [599/669] has challenged Vanderhoof [115/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:34:03 is removed from nomad's clock.
[12/02/12 09:02:16] Vanderhoof reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Vanderhoof's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/12 09:52:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 6 days, 03:05:02 toward level 54.
[12/02/12 10:02:00] Vanderhoof, Zero, and DreamWeaver [961/1511] have team battled mf, Pathion, and <Hiisi> [386/2331] and won! 0 days, 04:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/12 09:28:25] Vanderhoof [79/292] has challenged Le`oZ [145/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:23 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/05/12 07:30:11] Vanderhoof discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:48 towards level 54.
[12/05/12 07:32:56] Vanderhoof [291/292] has challenged sian [177/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:46 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/06/12 08:21:23] Korby, Vanderhoof, and Aetheist [75/1192] have team battled Artea, Higu, and Le`oZ [892/1773] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/12 22:41:27] sian, IppE, and Hisui [1493/1836] have team battled Vanderhoof, Pathion, and Purity [1368/1621] and won! 0 days, 10:12:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/12 08:38:03] Vanderhoof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:55 towards level 54.
[12/08/12 12:07:32] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:53 towards level 54.
[12/08/12 20:47:12] Vanderhoof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:01 towards level 54.
[12/09/12 05:52:46] Blargle [566/672] has challenged Vanderhoof [227/292] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:07:53 is removed from Blargle's clock.
[12/09/12 07:31:32] Vanderhoof learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:45 towards level 54.
[12/10/12 10:58:52] Vanderhoof [68/292] has challenged IdleRPG [720/1223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:57 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/10/12 11:50:51] DreamWeaver [80/479] has come upon Vanderhoof [228/292] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:51:05 is added to DreamWeaver's clock.
[12/10/12 19:23:13] Vanderhoof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:10 towards level 54.
[12/11/12 01:01:39] Korby [238/504] has challenged Vanderhoof [153/292] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:16:59 is removed from Korby's clock.
[12/11/12 01:01:39] Korby has dealt Vanderhoof a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:24:27 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/12/12 07:30:23] Lalolan [152/390] has challenged Vanderhoof [187/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Lalolan's clock.
[12/12/12 10:08:25] Purity [251/470] has challenged Vanderhoof [79/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:48 is removed from Purity's clock.
[12/13/12 21:15:44] Vanderhoof [3/292] has challenged Rocky [351/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:13:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/06/13 04:57:31] Vanderhoof [9/17] has challenged Lotte [394/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/06/13 05:23:37] Dje, Pencil, and Vanderhoof [312/881] have team battled Jerry, hurf,, and Zeus [761/965] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/13 05:48:33] Vanderhoof [6/30] has challenged ahoka [330/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/06/13 08:13:43] Vanderhoof [60/67] has challenged Rocky [297/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/06/13 16:07:59] Vanderhoof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:58 towards level 13.
[02/06/13 17:35:20] Vanderhoof [101/104] has challenged Icedream [275/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/07/13 02:50:15] Vanderhoof [145/147] has challenged Chertan [205/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/07/13 17:14:09] Vanderhoof [41/177] has challenged Edward_K [87/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/07/13 22:39:11] Vanderhoof [170/177] has challenged Mega [120/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:45 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/08/13 04:03:56] Vanderhoof [91/178] has challenged rctgamer3 [141/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/08/13 11:41:37] Vanderhoof [26/188] has challenged Zeus [376/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/08/13 19:09:41] Vanderhoof stole [_]D's level 89 tunic while they were sleeping! Vanderhoof leaves his old level 13 tunic behind, which [_]D then takes.
[02/08/13 20:08:58] Vanderhoof [130/261] has challenged Mamimi [253/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/08/13 22:39:35] nakima [255/374] has challenged Vanderhoof [198/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from nakima's clock.
[02/09/13 05:57:30] Vanderhoof [152/261] has challenged sian [262/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/09/13 10:53:29] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:48 towards level 29.
[02/09/13 16:45:22] Vanderhoof [50/274] has challenged Edward_K [476/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/09/13 17:23:55] Chertan, Zeus, and Mac` [860/1228] have team battled mf, Casper, and Vanderhoof [860/1140] and won! 0 days, 09:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/13 19:19:31] slack [125/495] has challenged Vanderhoof [3/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:08 is removed from slack's clock.
[02/11/13 07:33:33] Vanderhoof [137/296] has challenged Pencil [191/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/11/13 22:27:09] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:00 towards level 31.
[02/11/13 22:49:09] Vanderhoof [117/296] has challenged Zelnor [139/183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/12/13 01:35:29] Cov [428/506] has challenged Vanderhoof [49/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from Cov's clock.
[02/12/13 19:16:12] Vanderhoof [93/309] has challenged Casper [118/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/12/13 20:25:39] Vanderhoof was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:19 from level 33.
[02/13/13 15:09:38] Vanderhoof, Kirito, and DreamWeaver [269/1054] have team battled Asa, BilliumMoto, and Chertan [196/1176] and won! 0 days, 00:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/13 23:10:15] Vanderhoof [76/309] has challenged mf [226/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/15/13 00:56:04] Vanderhoof [33/314] has challenged Crono [193/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/15/13 13:56:44] Vanderhoof [24/314] has come upon Edward_K [573/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:46 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/16/13 07:34:47] Vanderhoof [121/314] has challenged inf3kted [225/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/17/13 04:46:14] Vanderhoof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:47 towards level 36.
[02/17/13 09:52:13] Vanderhoof, Artea, and grimlock [826/987] have team battled dynamo, Chertan, and Crono [525/1310] and won! 0 days, 00:57:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/13 13:41:07] Vanderhoof [106/315] has challenged slack [417/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/20/13 03:36:12] Pencil, [Kabuto], and Xetamus [906/1070] have team battled master, Dje, and Vanderhoof [43/1190] and won! 0 days, 00:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/13 12:04:57] Vanderhoof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:01 towards level 37.
[02/20/13 15:13:24] Vanderhoof [218/315] has challenged Le`oZ [328/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/21/13 13:46:41] Vanderhoof [304/315] has come upon Chertan [293/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:20:13 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/22/13 09:24:09] Vanderhoof [190/315] has challenged DongShaker [97/242] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/25/13 15:55:34] Vanderhoof [7/315] has come upon Ruin [155/447] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:51 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/25/13 16:01:59] storm, dynamo, and gunthler [969/1055] have team battled Crono, galaxyAbstractor, and Vanderhoof [68/1187] and won! 0 days, 00:31:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/13 04:19:43] rctgamer3 [365/491] has challenged Vanderhoof [194/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from rctgamer3's clock.
[02/26/13 13:21:04] nigger_nig_shitz [187/210] has challenged Vanderhoof [270/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to nigger_nig_shitz's clock.
[02/27/13 10:56:02] Vanderhoof [94/315] has challenged ahoka [304/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/01/13 21:14:09] [Kabuto], Edward_K, and Vanderhoof [846/1365] have team battled Asa, IppE, and Icedream [713/1370] and won! 0 days, 02:06:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 02:11:08] Vanderhoof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:37 towards level 40.
[03/02/13 05:25:24] Vanderhoof [272/316] has challenged mf [257/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/03/13 09:41:26] Vanderhoof [111/316] has come upon dynamo [211/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/03/13 14:38:50] aryan [0/105] has challenged Vanderhoof [243/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to aryan's clock.
[03/04/13 08:06:02] Vanderhoof [19/316] has come upon aryan [137/148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/05/13 02:56:00] Vanderhoof [166/316] has challenged DreamWeaver [263/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/05/13 21:16:49] Vanderhoof [244/316] has come upon pelinkovac [268/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:45 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/07/13 04:06:05] Vanderhoof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:39 towards level 42.
[03/07/13 06:14:14] Cov [413/532] has challenged Vanderhoof [230/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:49:38 is removed from Cov's clock.
[03/07/13 06:14:14] In the fierce battle, Vanderhoof dropped his level 39 set of leggings! Cov picks it up, tossing his old level 37 set of leggings to Vanderhoof.
[03/07/13 08:28:42] Kaguya, DongShaker, and Vanderhoof [183/1079] have team battled Cov, BilliumMoto, and Duck-Senpai [1278/1444] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/13 14:15:49] dynamo [112/400] has challenged Vanderhoof [198/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:23 is added to dynamo's clock.
[03/10/13 20:30:57] bfehr [199/432] has challenged Vanderhoof [22/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:57 is removed from bfehr's clock.
[03/11/13 04:42:20] Vanderhoof [42/324] has challenged Kaguya [64/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/11/13 17:34:43] kringle [11/521] has challenged Vanderhoof [110/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:18 is added to kringle's clock.
[03/11/13 22:47:19] Vanderhoof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:44 towards level 43.
[03/12/13 00:09:02] Vanderhoof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:14 towards level 43.
[03/12/13 01:43:05] ilianas [309/377] has challenged Vanderhoof [28/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from ilianas's clock.
[03/12/13 10:32:08] Vanderhoof [135/324] has come upon JohnFlower [14/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:58 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/12/13 11:32:02] Vanderhoof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:07 from level 43.
[03/12/13 20:39:30] Tripp [533/700] has challenged Vanderhoof [130/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:37:43 is removed from Tripp's clock.
[03/14/13 02:43:55] Vanderhoof [49/324] has come upon nakima [125/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:19 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/14/13 09:46:17] XX1 [149/337] has challenged Vanderhoof [124/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:25 is removed from XX1's clock.
[03/16/13 22:26:59] Zeus, [_]D, and Blargle [488/1661] have team battled mf, Tettertot, and Vanderhoof [668/1093] and lost! 0 days, 21:44:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/13 02:47:10] storm [299/580] has challenged Vanderhoof [314/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to storm's clock.
[03/17/13 07:08:06] Akisunerai [92/451] has challenged Vanderhoof [228/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:22 is added to Akisunerai's clock.
[03/17/13 08:45:41] Vanderhoof [231/324] has challenged Blargle [459/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/17/13 13:28:59] JohnFlower [228/249] has challenged Vanderhoof [192/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from JohnFlower's clock.
[03/17/13 22:10:22] [_]D [122/546] has challenged Vanderhoof [17/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:14 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[03/20/13 23:35:01] Israfel070 [46/190] has challenged Vanderhoof [314/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Israfel070's clock.
[03/21/13 21:16:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 23:41:01 toward level 44.
[03/22/13 04:00:40] Tettertot [284/562] has come upon Vanderhoof [306/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:37 is added to Tettertot's clock.
[03/22/13 15:14:14] Vanderhoof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:36 from level 44.
[04/21/13 14:01:21] Vanderhoof [88/324] has challenged Cov [233/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/22/13 20:08:06] Mac` [368/581] has come upon Vanderhoof [85/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:26:40 is removed from Mac`'s clock.
[04/23/13 05:36:53] Higu, Vanderhoof, and Mega [1132/1528] have team battled kringle, Shirakani, and mf [1128/1384] and won! 0 days, 03:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/13 10:21:10] Vanderhoof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:37 towards level 45.
[04/23/13 16:35:12] Vanderhoof, Kaguya, and otto [755/1260] have team battled Buzzer, Cov, and Trickster [507/1419] and won! 0 days, 03:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/13 18:42:33] bongo, Vanderhoof, and DreamWeaver [330/1090] have team battled Icedream, otto, and Inami [287/1312] and won! 0 days, 00:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/13 12:09:24] Vanderhoof [247/345] has challenged JohnFlower [34/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/26/13 12:09:24] In the fierce battle, JohnFlower dropped his level 29 amulet! Vanderhoof picks it up, tossing his old level 28 amulet to JohnFlower.
[04/27/13 16:04:37] Vanderhoof, Purity, and Higu [1589/1623] have team battled MrWizard, Kaguya, and nakima [815/1316] and won! 0 days, 18:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/13 01:36:47] Vanderhoof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:47 towards level 46.
[04/28/13 14:04:09] Vanderhoof [167/346] has challenged Inami [270/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:02:41 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/30/13 09:07:23] kringle, storm, and Ruin [356/1598] have team battled Vanderhoof, MrWizard, and Tootoot222 [1051/1091] and lost! 1 day, 00:57:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/13 09:21:36] Vanderhoof [234/346] has challenged Trickster [374/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/02/13 18:22:38] Vanderhoof [135/346] has come upon slack [330/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:19:42 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/03/13 00:07:36] Mac` [401/612] has challenged Vanderhoof [222/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:24:05 is removed from Mac`'s clock.
[05/03/13 03:41:55] Warpten [423/536] has challenged Vanderhoof [50/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:09:58 is removed from Warpten's clock.
[05/03/13 04:56:06] Vanderhoof broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:45 from level 47.
[05/03/13 14:25:09] Chertan [318/524] has challenged Vanderhoof [200/346] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:01 is removed from Chertan's clock.
[05/03/13 22:45:24] Vanderhoof [158/346] has challenged Cov [125/524] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:13:13 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/04/13 16:27:41] Vanderhoof stole Tootoot222's level 47 amulet while they were sleeping! Vanderhoof leaves his old level 29 amulet behind, which Tootoot222 then takes.
[05/04/13 22:34:42] rctgamer3 [114/635] has challenged Vanderhoof [253/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:48 is added to rctgamer3's clock.
[05/05/13 00:27:19] Kaguya, Vanderhoof, master, and Zero have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/13 00:42:18] JohnFlower [252/369] has come upon Vanderhoof [102/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:47 is removed from JohnFlower's clock.
[05/06/13 18:07:33] Vanderhoof [55/362] has challenged IdleRPG [167/762] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:02:56 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/06/13 20:54:55] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:05 towards level 47.
[05/06/13 22:53:21] slack [440/596] has challenged Vanderhoof [361/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:14 is removed from slack's clock.
[05/07/13 04:05:24] Vanderhoof [7/362] has come upon Kirito [321/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:50 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/07/13 15:46:45] Suiseiseki, Vanderhoof, and Trical [159/1397] have team battled Lalolan, storm, and Mega [367/1668] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/13 16:22:35] Vanderhoof [224/362] has challenged slack [227/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/08/13 07:28:46] Japex [134/161] has challenged Vanderhoof [217/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Japex's clock.
[05/08/13 14:11:37] Vanderhoof [141/362] has challenged Yommy [486/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:03 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/10/13 06:41:39] Blargle [86/566] has challenged Vanderhoof [76/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:12:36 is removed from Blargle's clock.
[05/10/13 10:16:09] Vanderhoof [161/362] has challenged Mega [529/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:11 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/10/13 17:24:47] Vanderhoof [7/362] has challenged Cov [275/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:34 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/11/13 10:05:14] Meduka [192/416] has challenged Vanderhoof [22/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:41:37 is removed from Meduka's clock.
[05/11/13 22:00:01] ilianas [74/380] has challenged Vanderhoof [100/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:16:14 is added to ilianas's clock.
[05/12/13 05:27:11] Japex [64/267] has challenged Vanderhoof [1/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from Japex's clock.
[05/12/13 08:43:12] Vanderhoof [89/362] has challenged Shirakani [211/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:59:39 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/14/13 00:24:42] Vanderhoof ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:13 from level 48.
[05/17/13 07:27:30] nakima [63/414] has challenged Vanderhoof [114/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:33 is added to nakima's clock.
[05/20/13 03:22:04] Vanderhoof [28/362] has challenged Warpten [167/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:28:45 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/21/13 23:57:05] Kaguya [310/605] has challenged Vanderhoof [227/362] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:21:41 is removed from Kaguya's clock.
[05/22/13 07:02:52] Vanderhoof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:17 towards level 48.
[05/22/13 22:35:14] Lalolan [375/586] has challenged Vanderhoof [72/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:07 is removed from Lalolan's clock.
[05/23/13 11:31:17] Vanderhoof [39/576] has challenged IdleRPG [65/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/23/13 18:24:38] Vanderhoof, sian, Zero, and Dje have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/13 18:50:06] Vanderhoof [79/576] has challenged Tettertot [307/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:32 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/13 03:03:32] systech [7/354] has challenged Vanderhoof [81/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to systech's clock.
[05/24/13 05:33:14] Vanderhoof [220/576] has challenged Chertan [475/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:04 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/13 10:12:00] Vanderhoof [318/576] has come upon Kirito [0/442] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:01:25 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/24/13 10:12:00] Vanderhoof has dealt Kirito a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:21:47 is added to Kirito's clock.
[05/24/13 11:30:46] Vanderhoof [460/576] has challenged Zeus [111/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:53 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/25/13 02:22:48] Vanderhoof [15/576] has come upon storm [288/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:11 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/25/13 04:08:09] Elessar [139/382] has challenged Vanderhoof [15/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from Elessar's clock.
[05/25/13 11:20:19] Vanderhoof [401/576] has challenged Korby [236/575] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:06 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/25/13 11:20:19] Vanderhoof has dealt Korby a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:21:01 is added to Korby's clock.
[05/25/13 20:51:57] Vanderhoof [323/576] has challenged pelinkovac [586/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:39 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/25/13 22:03:22] Ruin [443/519] has challenged Vanderhoof [261/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:57 is removed from Ruin's clock.
[05/26/13 09:19:12] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:47:28 is added to his clock.
[05/26/13 09:58:03] Vanderhoof [69/576] has challenged Tootoot222 [222/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:52 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/26/13 15:55:19] [_]D [671/684] has challenged Vanderhoof [245/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:07:28 is removed from [_]D's clock.
[05/26/13 19:29:43] Kirito [72/442] has challenged Vanderhoof [141/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:11 is added to Kirito's clock.
[05/27/13 05:01:30] Vanderhoof [400/576] has challenged Shirakani [92/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:41 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/27/13 14:33:17] Shirakani [394/411] has challenged Vanderhoof [75/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:54:24 is removed from Shirakani's clock.
[05/27/13 21:41:55] mf [52/524] has challenged Vanderhoof [280/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to mf's clock.
[05/28/13 09:36:38] Vanderhoof [325/576] has challenged sian [206/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:34 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/28/13 13:11:10] Vanderhoof [477/576] has challenged Zeus [425/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:59 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/29/13 02:17:25] Mega [364/535] has challenged Vanderhoof [566/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:01 is added to Mega's clock.
[05/29/13 21:56:44] Vanderhoof [401/604] has challenged bongo [64/345] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:00:15 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/29/13 22:32:32] Vanderhoof [144/604] has challenged Cov [434/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:04:52 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[05/30/13 02:54:16] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:58 towards level 50.
[05/30/13 11:12:54] inf3kted, Higu, and Vanderhoof [404/1588] have team battled Lalolan, Mamimi, and Warpten [368/1776] and won! 0 days, 01:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/13 17:36:12] Vanderhoof [226/604] has challenged Kaguya [286/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:08:34 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/01/13 16:03:51] Vanderhoof [137/604] has challenged Kirito [76/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:33:04 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/03/13 02:36:56] Vanderhoof [261/604] has challenged Weedle [259/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:58 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/03/13 02:36:56] Vanderhoof has dealt Weedle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:54:07 is added to Weedle's clock.
[06/03/13 09:45:34] Korby [8/575] has challenged Vanderhoof [60/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:14:05 is added to Korby's clock.
[06/03/13 12:38:52] Vanderhoof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:39 from level 50.
[06/05/13 10:37:53] Vanderhoof [401/604] has challenged Cov [738/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:16 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/05/13 18:34:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 23:27:23 toward level 50.
[06/06/13 14:34:45] Vanderhoof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:23 from level 50.
[06/06/13 16:14:04] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:00 towards level 50.
[06/06/13 16:15:52] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:46:04 is added to his clock.
[06/09/13 05:11:16] Vanderhoof [309/604] has challenged BlackGuard26 [402/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:28 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/10/13 03:49:17] bfehr [435/457] has challenged Vanderhoof [158/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:57:35 is removed from bfehr's clock.
[06/10/13 05:00:06] Vanderhoof [167/604] has challenged Hisui [422/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/12/13 02:17:03] Vanderhoof [504/604] has challenged bfehr [355/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:51:57 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/12/13 04:39:55] Vanderhoof [97/604] has challenged inf3kted [85/406] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:38:10 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/12/13 05:27:22] Vanderhoof stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:15 towards level 51.
[06/13/13 15:31:09] Vanderhoof learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:48 towards level 51.
[06/14/13 11:05:25] BilliumMoto [182/628] has challenged Vanderhoof [409/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:27 is added to BilliumMoto's clock.
[06/18/13 08:11:15] Mamimi, DreamWeaver, and sian [328/1922] have team battled storm, mf, and Vanderhoof [726/1687] and lost! 3 days, 11:25:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/13 09:54:50] Vanderhoof fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:19 from level 51.
[06/18/13 13:05:36] DreamWeaver, Weedle, and Vanderhoof [810/1632] have team battled Chertan, Tootoot222, and JohnFlower [644/1390] and won! 0 days, 03:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/13 13:25:22] Zeus [170/490] has come upon Vanderhoof [40/604] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:44 is removed from Zeus's clock.
[06/18/13 16:18:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 1 day, 16:58:22 toward level 51.
[06/19/13 12:47:48] IppE [113/658] has challenged Vanderhoof [520/604] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:27:56 is added to IppE's clock.
[06/19/13 19:19:30] FLann [175/196] has challenged Vanderhoof [53/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:02 is removed from FLann's clock.
[06/20/13 02:30:55] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:28 from level 51.
[06/20/13 22:38:15] Vanderhoof [347/637] has challenged systech [198/354] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/22/13 20:36:03] Dje [563/727] has challenged Vanderhoof [76/637] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:41:49 is removed from Dje's clock.
[06/23/13 19:28:05] bfehr, Rylai, and Ruin [982/1425] have team battled galaxyAbstractor, Vanderhoof, and [_]D [730/1788] and won! 0 days, 02:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/13 00:31:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 20:13:21 toward level 52.
[06/25/13 04:35:29] Vanderhoof [405/637] has challenged Kaguya [463/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:21:36 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/26/13 09:13:03] Vanderhoof [327/637] has challenged TCHUNG [179/442] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:29:57 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/27/13 09:03:08] Vanderhoof [16/637] has challenged ilianas [518/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:22:24 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/27/13 11:26:06] TCHUNG [6/442] has challenged Vanderhoof [343/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:04 is added to TCHUNG's clock.
[06/27/13 15:37:12] Vanderhoof [563/637] has come upon Mega [624/718] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:57 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/28/13 19:55:37] Defunctional [131/165] has challenged Vanderhoof [103/637] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:05 is removed from Defunctional's clock.
[06/28/13 23:11:54] Vanderhoof [138/637] has challenged wadec [226/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:26:09 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/29/13 04:00:04] Vanderhoof, Tootoot222, and Ruin [998/1571] have team battled Le`oZ, rctgamer3, and systech [765/1430] and won! 1 day, 00:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/13 21:51:07] Vanderhoof [284/637] has challenged Yegg-Ha [300/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:12 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/02/13 02:18:12] Vanderhoof [36/637] has challenged Shirakani [125/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:17:33 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/02/13 04:39:01] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:55 towards level 52.
[07/03/13 20:17:57] Mamimi, pelinkovac, and Mega [279/1959] have team battled Vanderhoof, Defunctional, and FLann [745/1249] and lost! 0 days, 07:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/13 13:12:33] Vanderhoof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:46 towards level 52.
[07/05/13 18:29:51] Vanderhoof [65/637] has challenged Ruin [338/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:41 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/05/13 19:10:55] Vanderhoof [400/767] has challenged bongo [79/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/06/13 00:36:00] Vanderhoof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:49 towards level 53.
[07/06/13 02:50:54] Chertan [231/638] has challenged Vanderhoof [302/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:49 is added to Chertan's clock.
[07/06/13 15:02:13] Hisui [156/529] has come upon Vanderhoof [536/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:57 is added to Hisui's clock.
[07/06/13 18:20:29] nakima [22/418] has challenged Vanderhoof [696/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:53 is added to nakima's clock.
[07/08/13 02:31:52] Vanderhoof grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:03 towards level 53.
[07/08/13 20:53:39] Grzechooo, rctgamer3, and Vanderhoof [1512/1761] have team battled mf, Ruin, and akuma [1216/1544] and won! 0 days, 16:26:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/13 23:52:01] Vanderhoof discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:33 towards level 53.
[07/09/13 00:55:52] nakima [218/423] has challenged Vanderhoof [185/767] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from nakima's clock.
[07/09/13 01:11:15] Vanderhoof [341/767] has challenged DreamWeaver [432/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:10:56 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/09/13 05:20:32] dynamo [45/432] has challenged Vanderhoof [362/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to dynamo's clock.
[07/09/13 05:57:17] Weedle [32/421] has challenged Vanderhoof [640/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:55 is added to Weedle's clock.
[07/09/13 13:06:21] Buzzer [213/501] has challenged Vanderhoof [323/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:00 is added to Buzzer's clock.
[07/10/13 02:13:18] Vanderhoof [624/767] has challenged Purity [309/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:33:54 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/10/13 03:24:50] Vanderhoof [159/767] has challenged Pathion [309/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:37 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/10/13 06:59:34] Yegg-Ha [91/337] has challenged Vanderhoof [109/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:17 is added to Yegg-Ha's clock.
[07/10/13 16:30:16] FLann [151/371] has challenged Vanderhoof [130/767] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from FLann's clock.
[07/12/13 09:04:04] Zeus [87/496] has challenged Vanderhoof [455/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:55 is added to Zeus's clock.
[07/15/13 02:38:53] Vanderhoof [312/767] has challenged FLann [323/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:25:23 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/15/13 07:24:53] Kaguya [130/617] has challenged Vanderhoof [203/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:10:58 is added to Kaguya's clock.
[07/15/13 14:14:13] Vanderhoof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:57 towards level 53.
[07/17/13 13:03:51] Vanderhoof [311/767] has challenged pelinkovac [346/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:46 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/17/13 13:33:16] Vanderhoof saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:11 from level 53.
[07/17/13 19:01:32] Vanderhoof [516/767] has challenged SamoShampioni [113/198] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:35:04 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/18/13 18:52:08] Rylai [21/567] has challenged Vanderhoof [38/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:31 is added to Rylai's clock.
[07/19/13 11:24:21] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:33 towards level 53.
[07/20/13 04:13:45] Kaguya [398/617] has challenged Vanderhoof [3/767] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:07:30 is removed from Kaguya's clock.
[07/20/13 10:11:15] Le`oZ [49/396] has challenged Vanderhoof [149/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:18:49 is added to Le`oZ's clock.
[07/20/13 10:15:54] Vanderhoof [373/767] has challenged Odovbold [172/364] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/20/13 11:10:29] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:34:38 is added to his clock.
[07/22/13 04:18:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Vanderhoof with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 14:08:04 from level 54.
[07/22/13 13:22:26] Rylaiponi [52/79] has challenged Vanderhoof [525/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Rylaiponi's clock.
[07/22/13 17:06:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 5 days, 23:58:44 toward level 54.
[07/22/13 19:30:10] Rylaiponi [57/101] has challenged Vanderhoof [754/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Rylaiponi's clock.
[07/24/13 17:51:15] DreamWeaver [507/635] has challenged Vanderhoof [618/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:16 is added to DreamWeaver's clock.
[07/24/13 23:29:41] Kieron [6/8] has challenged Vanderhoof [579/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Kieron's clock.
[07/25/13 13:02:00] Vanderhoof invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:32 towards level 54.
[07/25/13 23:17:18] Shirakani, Hisui, and Korby [328/1542] have team battled TCHUNG, Sumo_Podenco, and Vanderhoof [791/1756] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/13 15:07:47] Sumo_Podenco [232/540] has challenged Vanderhoof [517/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:36 is added to Sumo_Podenco's clock.
[07/26/13 22:16:46] Cov [9/743] has challenged Vanderhoof [66/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:45:57 is added to Cov's clock.
[07/27/13 07:21:21] Vanderhoof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:11 from level 54.
[07/27/13 10:11:49] Vanderhoof [286/767] has challenged Dje [281/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:08:43 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/28/13 21:35:50] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:43:42 is added to his clock.
[07/30/13 08:28:23] Vanderhoof [48/767] has challenged Tootoot222 [420/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:42 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/30/13 19:32:38] Vanderhoof, [_]D, and Blargle [215/2057] have team battled Zeus, BilliumMoto, and Cov [1024/1996] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/13 04:43:26] Vanderhoof [722/767] has challenged Suiseiseki [640/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:33 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/31/13 05:54:56] Sumo_Podenco [483/540] has challenged Vanderhoof [501/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:17 is added to Sumo_Podenco's clock.
[08/01/13 08:07:26] rctgamer3 [302/683] has challenged Vanderhoof [460/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:24:53 is added to rctgamer3's clock.
[08/03/13 22:04:53] Vanderhoof [48/767] has challenged EasyKill [5/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:34 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/12/13 21:52:02] [Kabuto] [252/757] has challenged Vanderhoof [525/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:19:04 is added to [Kabuto]'s clock.
[08/14/13 10:37:22] Vanderhoof [247/767] has challenged mf [192/549] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/14/13 20:01:30] Rylai, bongo, and storm [763/1574] have team battled Korby, Vanderhoof, and pelinkovac [1482/1963] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/13 07:33:01] Vanderhoof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:58 towards level 55.
[08/15/13 21:23:29] Zero [266/422] has challenged Vanderhoof [467/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:25:55 is added to Zero's clock.
[08/16/13 00:57:59] Vanderhoof [378/767] has challenged rctgamer3 [128/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:14:50 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/16/13 23:28:46] Cov [16/748] has challenged Vanderhoof [108/767] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Cov's clock.
[08/17/13 04:41:32] Sumo_Podenco, Vanderhoof, and vectr0n [593/1625] have team battled Edward_K, Trickster, and BilliumMoto [2170/2460] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/13 13:53:40] Vanderhoof [445/767] has challenged [_]D [389/717] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:52:10 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/17/13 13:53:40] Vanderhoof has dealt [_]D a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:41:21 is added to [_]D's clock.
[08/19/13 21:21:43] Vanderhoof [429/767] has come upon Rylai [544/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:33:20 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/20/13 03:50:17] [_]D [105/717] has challenged Vanderhoof [284/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:59:29 is added to [_]D's clock.
[08/20/13 14:33:36] Korby [423/596] has challenged Vanderhoof [367/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:31:24 is removed from Korby's clock.
[08/21/13 03:39:56] JohnFlower [152/512] has challenged Vanderhoof [190/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:55:29 is added to JohnFlower's clock.
[08/21/13 19:09:14] Vanderhoof [178/767] has challenged Zeus [85/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:52:41 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/21/13 21:51:55] Vanderhoof stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:30 towards level 55.
[08/23/13 10:48:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 0 days, 18:46:58 toward level 55.
[08/23/13 15:14:01] Vanderhoof [427/770] has challenged Zero [20/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:11:08 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.

[08/24/13 23:24:22] Vanderhoof [466/770] has challenged Ethrundr [293/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:58:43 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/25/13 02:58:48] Vanderhoof [641/770] has challenged kringle [696/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/25/13 05:57:36] vectr0n [292/380] has challenged Vanderhoof [231/770] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:24 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[08/27/13 18:08:43] Trojal [314/393] has challenged Vanderhoof [430/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:54 is added to Trojal's clock.
[08/28/13 01:15:01] DreamWeaver, Kieron, and Seji [361/1460] have team battled dynamo, Tootoot222, and Vanderhoof [735/1760] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/13 05:13:24] Vanderhoof walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:17 from level 55.
[08/29/13 05:17:38] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:57 from level 55.
[08/29/13 08:00:13] lemmy [96/280] has challenged Vanderhoof [756/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to lemmy's clock.
[08/29/13 09:28:56] sian [490/505] has challenged Vanderhoof [340/770] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:18 is removed from sian's clock.
[08/29/13 10:37:59] Zeus [315/481] has challenged Vanderhoof [392/770] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Zeus's clock.
[08/29/13 11:02:29] Vanderhoof [240/774] has challenged dynamo [491/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/30/13 05:44:36] Vanderhoof [633/774] has challenged Ruin [43/582] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:35:47 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/31/13 07:23:37] Higu, Hisui, and rctgamer3 [722/1625] have team battled Vanderhoof, Korby, and pelinkovac [1645/1924] and lost! 2 days, 05:23:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/13 13:46:33] mf [573/688] has challenged Vanderhoof [172/774] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:28:15 is removed from mf's clock.
[09/01/13 22:57:39] Suiseiseki [17/768] has come upon Vanderhoof [662/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:16:04 is added to Suiseiseki's clock.
[09/02/13 10:01:04] mf [249/688] has challenged Vanderhoof [413/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:56:30 is added to mf's clock.
[09/03/13 00:21:18] Vanderhoof, Korby, ilianas, and wadec have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/13 01:30:10] sian [87/505] has challenged Vanderhoof [488/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:43:34 is added to sian's clock.
[09/04/13 21:08:45] Vanderhoof sharpened the edge of his weapon! Vanderhoof's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/13 01:08:09] grimlock [251/347] has challenged Vanderhoof [276/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:52 is added to grimlock's clock.
[09/05/13 16:37:27] Tootoot222 [227/558] has challenged Vanderhoof [567/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:39:57 is added to Tootoot222's clock.
[09/06/13 04:31:48] Cov [481/895] has challenged Vanderhoof [506/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:53:13 is added to Cov's clock.
[09/06/13 08:06:13] Suiseiseki [631/768] has challenged Vanderhoof [24/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:12:22 is removed from Suiseiseki's clock.
[09/06/13 20:00:53] Vanderhoof [155/789] has challenged ilianas [115/536] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:16:51 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/08/13 07:44:45] Vanderhoof [547/789] has challenged Kaguya [111/623] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:02:57 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/09/13 02:48:25] Vanderhoof [425/789] has challenged Duck-Senpai [362/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:18 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/09/13 16:57:56] Vanderhoof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:28 towards level 56.
[09/09/13 21:52:00] Vanderhoof [360/789] has challenged JohnFlower [94/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:27 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/09/13 21:52:00] Vanderhoof has dealt JohnFlower a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:18:04 is added to JohnFlower's clock.
[09/10/13 03:49:24] JohnFlower [248/485] has challenged Vanderhoof [331/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:33 is added to JohnFlower's clock.
[09/10/13 21:08:15] Plasmastar [139/267] has challenged Vanderhoof [300/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[09/11/13 11:58:41] Vanderhoof [5/789] has challenged galaxyAbstractor [64/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:51 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/13/13 14:00:25] Purity [496/702] has challenged Vanderhoof [276/789] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:45:22 is removed from Purity's clock.
[09/15/13 20:46:25] Vanderhoof [676/920] has challenged Defunctional [164/505] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/15/13 20:46:25] Vanderhoof has dealt Defunctional a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:31:02 is added to Defunctional's clock.
[09/17/13 16:23:17] Mega, Osamuko, and Vanderhoof [1025/1923] have team battled grimlock, rctgamer3, and vectr0n [999/1686] and won! 0 days, 20:31:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/13 01:00:33] Defunctional [126/510] has challenged Vanderhoof [773/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:21 is added to Defunctional's clock.
[09/19/13 09:31:16] Vanderhoof fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:23:32 from level 57.
[09/20/13 19:38:54] Vanderhoof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:01 towards level 57.
[09/22/13 06:43:23] storm, nakima, and Vanderhoof [1741/1914] have team battled Arcon, DreamWeaver, and kringle [770/1901] and won! 0 days, 00:30:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/13 07:38:50] Vanderhoof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:35 towards level 57.
[09/22/13 15:23:35] Vanderhoof [6/920] has come upon Dje [488/622] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:37:36 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/23/13 11:00:35] Vanderhoof [900/920] has challenged galaxyAbstractor [168/536] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:48:53 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/23/13 19:20:59] Grzechooo [67/566] has challenged Vanderhoof [860/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:28 is added to Grzechooo's clock.
[09/25/13 12:37:49] Vanderhoof lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:25:27 from level 57.
[09/27/13 07:56:30] Vanderhoof [110/920] has challenged Mega [152/614] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:04:06 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/27/13 11:31:03] Vanderhoof [29/920] has challenged vectr0n [343/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:26:22 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[09/27/13 16:15:42] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:36:22 is added to his clock.
[09/27/13 16:55:45] nakima, Suiseiseki, and Defunctional [853/1635] have team battled dynamo, Vanderhoof, and rctgamer3 [1030/2423] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/13 00:31:39] Drenferalis [34/94] has challenged Vanderhoof [861/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Drenferalis's clock.
[11/07/13 00:54:11] Vanderhoof [875/920] has challenged Korby [227/535] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:21:51 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/07/13 21:09:00] Vanderhoof [612/920] has challenged ilianas [99/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:37:37 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/07/13 22:20:28] Vanderhoof [752/920] has challenged Enyo [179/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:42 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/08/13 19:58:46] Subv, Vanderhoof, and Pathion [1816/2008] have team battled Duck-Senpai, Mega, and Korby [1064/1588] and won! 0 days, 13:32:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 08:37:03] Trical, Osamuko, and Vanderhoof [606/1781] have team battled storm, Sekhmet, and Defunctional [470/1792] and won! 1 day, 06:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/13 15:50:26] [Kabuto] [332/817] has challenged Vanderhoof [376/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:27:03 is added to [Kabuto]'s clock.
[11/10/13 19:24:45] koetsu [255/426] has challenged Vanderhoof [841/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:19:56 is added to koetsu's clock.
[11/11/13 04:22:58] TCHUNG, Vanderhoof, and Kieron [1063/1815] have team battled Edward_K, grimlock, and Trickster [1374/1673] and lost! 0 days, 16:52:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/13 12:03:50] Vanderhoof [623/920] has come upon wadec [119/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:15 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/11/13 15:39:25] Vanderhoof [35/920] has challenged Kieron [161/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:00 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/12/13 05:48:10] TCHUNG, Zero, and Weedle [964/1386] have team battled ilianas, Vanderhoof, and [Kabuto] [1562/2292] and lost! 0 days, 14:25:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/13 20:28:37] Sekhmet [275/407] has challenged Vanderhoof [285/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Sekhmet's clock.
[11/13/13 15:17:49] Vanderhoof [387/920] has challenged bongo [96/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:53:58 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/15/13 04:18:48] master, Vanderhoof, and Shirakani [432/1983] have team battled Schmid, ilianas, and dynamo [278/1650] and won! 0 days, 10:25:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/13 23:15:46] bongo [43/461] has challenged Vanderhoof [722/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:28:31 is added to bongo's clock.
[11/16/13 14:26:10] Vanderhoof was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:07 from level 57.
[11/17/13 21:44:47] Vanderhoof [762/920] has challenged Osamuko [142/396] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/18/13 09:19:12] Schmid [268/425] has challenged Vanderhoof [191/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[11/19/13 08:14:58] Edward_K [545/610] has challenged Vanderhoof [535/920] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:59:24 is removed from Edward_K's clock.
[11/20/13 01:48:18] Vanderhoof found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:12 towards level 58.
[11/20/13 03:45:07] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:44 towards level 58.
[11/20/13 09:15:40] Vanderhoof [403/920] has challenged [Kabuto] [528/848] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:59:46 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[11/21/13 00:45:00] nakima [253/424] has challenged Vanderhoof [263/920] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:13:02 is added to nakima's clock.
[11/21/13 05:30:47] Zero [223/418] has challenged Vanderhoof [886/920] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:09:46 is added to Zero's clock.
[12/02/13 02:25:11] Trojal [24/693] has challenged Vanderhoof [265/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:48:43 is added to Trojal's clock.
[12/02/13 08:37:39] ClaireFarron [76/81] has challenged Vanderhoof [206/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to ClaireFarron's clock.
[12/03/13 03:26:47] Vanderhoof [597/920] has challenged systech [95/645] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:15:19 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/03/13 08:12:38] Vanderhoof [74/920] has challenged koetsu [168/426] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:27:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/03/13 15:21:38] Trickster [519/675] has challenged Vanderhoof [649/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:09:40 is added to Trickster's clock.
[12/04/13 13:39:39] Vanderhoof fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Vanderhoof's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/13 15:54:55] Vanderhoof got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:16:00 from level 58.
[12/06/13 19:37:27] Vanderhoof [468/916] has challenged storm [875/894] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:08:39 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/07/13 00:23:18] Vanderhoof [338/916] has challenged grimlock [99/467] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:05:56 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/07/13 07:32:29] Trical [301/515] has challenged Vanderhoof [235/916] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:43:56 is removed from Trical's clock.
[12/07/13 21:55:51] Vanderhoof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:03 towards level 58.
[12/08/13 02:06:55] Jikuu [130/493] has challenged Vanderhoof [661/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Jikuu's clock.
[12/08/13 14:10:56] Vanderhoof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:37:40 from level 58.
[12/08/13 16:54:52] Jikuu [353/493] has challenged Vanderhoof [587/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:52:27 is added to Jikuu's clock.
[12/09/13 00:03:43] Vanderhoof [766/916] has challenged Buyu [245/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:43:50 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/09/13 10:23:56] Vanderhoof stole DreamWeaver's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! Vanderhoof leaves his old level 58 ring behind, which DreamWeaver then takes.
[12/09/13 11:54:04] SleepSub [412/458] has challenged Vanderhoof [586/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to SleepSub's clock.
[12/11/13 14:02:13] Warpten [408/801] has challenged Vanderhoof [322/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:15:48 is removed from Warpten's clock.
[12/11/13 14:02:13] Warpten has dealt Vanderhoof a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:50:57 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/13/13 17:17:24] Shirakani [457/612] has challenged Vanderhoof [561/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:30 is added to Shirakani's clock.
[12/15/13 14:27:01] storm, Blargle, and Vanderhoof [190/2423] have team battled Pandaneko, TCHUNG, and ilianas [825/1422] and lost! 1 day, 22:11:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/13 19:20:54] Trical [299/515] has challenged Vanderhoof [192/924] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:26 is removed from Trical's clock.
[12/15/13 23:47:48] Illusionyx [138/179] has challenged Vanderhoof [561/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Illusionyx's clock.
[12/16/13 13:13:15] Vanderhoof [852/924] has challenged Schmid [174/586] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:04:53 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/16/13 16:47:45] master [257/465] has challenged Vanderhoof [759/924] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:44:24 is added to master's clock.
[12/17/13 02:19:42] Schmid [569/586] has challenged Vanderhoof [858/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:42 is added to Schmid's clock.
[12/17/13 14:35:50] Mega, Subv, and master [146/1612] have team battled Arcon, Vanderhoof, and mf [1757/2064] and lost! 1 day, 11:14:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/13 09:08:47] Pathion [619/759] has challenged Vanderhoof [387/924] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:45:14 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[12/19/13 12:43:30] Vanderhoof [345/924] has challenged Trickster [167/675] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:05 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[12/21/13 00:29:02] Subv [32/491] has challenged Vanderhoof [284/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:24:07 is added to Subv's clock.
[12/21/13 11:12:43] bfehr [277/462] has challenged Vanderhoof [460/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:44:19 is added to bfehr's clock.
[12/22/13 08:40:01] storm [491/897] has challenged Vanderhoof [3/924] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:34:17 is removed from storm's clock.
[12/22/13 08:40:01] storm has dealt Vanderhoof a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:19:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/01/14 22:50:03] Vanderhoof bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:25 towards level 58.
[01/02/14 19:59:40] SleepSub [380/499] has challenged Vanderhoof [450/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:23:40 is added to SleepSub's clock.
[01/03/14 21:01:45] Vanderhoof [129/924] has challenged Duck-Senpai [270/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:56 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/05/14 18:19:48] Seji [14/449] has challenged Vanderhoof [292/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:01 is added to Seji's clock.
[01/08/14 04:44:05] Vanderhoof [746/927] has challenged master [281/624] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:23:48 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/08/14 07:07:08] Subv [73/491] has challenged Vanderhoof [256/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:47:57 is added to Subv's clock.
[01/09/14 05:45:56] Buyu [111/500] has challenged Vanderhoof [728/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:33:04 is added to Buyu's clock.
[01/09/14 21:47:31] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:59:40 is added to his clock.
[01/10/14 22:15:34] FreakyM [449/487] has challenged Vanderhoof [243/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:19:52 is removed from FreakyM's clock.
[01/12/14 01:39:01] Vanderhoof [777/927] has challenged Zero [331/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:52:59 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/12/14 05:41:18] Vanderhoof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:21 towards level 58.
[01/13/14 05:56:32] Zero, Icedream, and [_]D [1235/1700] have team battled Vanderhoof, Rocky, and bfehr [546/1976] and won! 3 days, 00:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/14 07:05:11] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:24 towards level 58.
[01/13/14 12:11:07] Trical [448/528] has challenged Vanderhoof [788/927] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:14:01 is added to Trical's clock.
[01/14/14 14:01:25] Vanderhoof found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:18 towards level 58.
[01/15/14 08:05:04] Weedle, Jerry, and Larsi [911/1218] have team battled Trical, Vanderhoof, and grimlock [395/1931] and won! 0 days, 00:49:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 08:54:16] Vanderhoof [445/927] has challenged Zero [319/369] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/16/14 12:09:14] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:48 towards level 59.
[01/18/14 23:11:39] Mega [182/465] has challenged Vanderhoof [503/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:54 is added to Mega's clock.
[01/19/14 12:17:44] Vanderhoof [903/927] has challenged l [358/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:36:56 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/19/14 12:17:44] Vanderhoof has dealt l a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:07:21 is added to l's clock.
[01/19/14 14:40:45] Vanderhoof [805/927] has challenged IppE [179/878] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:52:25 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/19/14 19:26:44] FreakyM [114/487] has challenged Vanderhoof [199/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:48:24 is added to FreakyM's clock.
[01/20/14 07:21:28] Zero [323/369] has challenged Vanderhoof [466/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:59 is added to Zero's clock.
[01/21/14 13:39:39] Vanderhoof, SamoShampioni, and Sekhmet [589/2139] have team battled kringle, l, and Chocobro [985/1599] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/14 23:26:07] [_]D, Vanderhoof, and Zero [923/2060] have team battled Blargle, Grzechooo, and Kieron [908/1683] and won! 1 day, 04:40:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/14 04:37:11] Vanderhoof [194/927] has challenged FreakyM [298/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:46:26 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[01/23/14 06:07:20] Vanderhoof EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:25:00 from level 59.
[02/01/14 02:13:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 2 days, 08:08:29 toward level 59.
[02/10/14 12:51:27] Vanderhoof had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:29 towards level 59.
[02/10/14 19:17:06] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:48 from level 59.
[02/11/14 03:02:28] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:23:48 from level 59.
[02/11/14 15:21:34] Warpten [670/801] has challenged Vanderhoof [758/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:45 is added to Warpten's clock.
[02/12/14 15:55:28] Jikuu, Crono, and Trickster [1652/1761] have team battled Sekhmet, grav, and Vanderhoof [1031/1825] and won! 1 day, 15:36:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/14 09:05:51] Vanderhoof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:33:23 from level 59.
[02/14/14 12:07:55] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 15:22:46 is added to his clock.
[02/14/14 19:53:34] Moby [89/293] has challenged Vanderhoof [238/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Moby's clock.
[02/15/14 09:53:20] Vanderhoof [54/927] has challenged Bodzi [12/133] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:26:20 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/15/14 14:39:14] Vanderhoof [725/927] has challenged its___ [121/388] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:16:03 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/15/14 19:25:11] Vanderhoof [636/927] has challenged [_]D [438/910] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:42:21 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/15/14 22:44:04] grav, Sekhmet, and kringle [1619/1680] have team battled Vanderhoof, Rocky, and storm [1512/2613] and won! 0 days, 04:37:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/14 14:30:48] Vanderhoof [847/927] has challenged Korby [122/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:26:21 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/16/14 15:09:07] Vanderhoof got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:44:48 from level 59.
[02/16/14 16:32:56] Korby [488/618] has challenged Vanderhoof [186/927] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from Korby's clock.
[02/17/14 05:59:51] Vanderhoof [612/927] has challenged bfehr [395/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:21:30 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/17/14 19:06:04] l [179/434] has challenged Vanderhoof [432/927] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to l's clock.
[02/18/14 12:57:56] Vanderhoof [218/927] has challenged nakima [268/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:50 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/18/14 15:18:23] Larsi, Le`oZ, and Vanderhoof [452/1901] have team battled DreamWeaver, KenKeno, and Tootoot222 [382/1921] and won! 0 days, 08:29:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/14 02:52:35] Vanderhoof burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Vanderhoof's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/14 18:35:41] Tootoot222 [203/778] has challenged Vanderhoof [320/923] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:00:40 is added to Tootoot222's clock.
[02/20/14 21:50:53] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:27 towards level 59.
[02/22/14 09:53:30] Higu [169/459] has challenged Vanderhoof [887/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:07 is added to Higu's clock.
[02/22/14 15:50:42] Plasmastar [163/464] has challenged Vanderhoof [276/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:34 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[02/24/14 02:23:27] Vanderhoof [655/923] has challenged Arcon [341/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:09 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[02/24/14 14:46:09] Vanderhoof was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:32 towards level 59.
[02/24/14 15:09:24] Vanderhoof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:37 towards level 59.
[02/24/14 23:05:27] Jikuu, Crono, and Vanderhoof [1707/2016] have team battled [_]D, Shirakani, and Mega [1086/1993] and won! 0 days, 14:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/14 11:42:21] l [112/436] has come upon Vanderhoof [745/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:18 is added to l's clock.
[02/26/14 00:50:22] Crono [554/568] has challenged Vanderhoof [608/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:44 is added to Crono's clock.
[02/26/14 07:59:05] Schmid [551/747] has challenged Vanderhoof [673/923] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:48:55 is added to Schmid's clock.
[02/28/14 00:16:52] Vanderhoof met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:03 from level 59.
[03/01/14 00:17:40] Arcon [240/627] has challenged Vanderhoof [726/923] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:24:10 is added to Arcon's clock.
[03/01/14 03:52:15] Vanderhoof [848/923] has challenged Buyu [411/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:04 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/01/14 08:09:41] Le`oZ, Rocky, and Blargle [828/1951] have team battled Zeus, Vanderhoof, and [_]D [1120/2391] and lost! 1 day, 02:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/14 15:48:46] Vanderhoof [301/923] has challenged Amphetafiendd [90/261] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:07:32 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/01/14 21:48:05] Owlworth [37/83] has challenged Vanderhoof [47/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to Owlworth's clock.
[03/02/14 01:18:42] Vanderhoof [517/923] has challenged grav [241/354] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:17:04 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/02/14 04:53:15] Danpat [17/343] has challenged Vanderhoof [348/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:30:43 is added to Danpat's clock.
[03/02/14 05:15:06] Vanderhoof was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:41:26 from level 60.
[03/02/14 19:02:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Vanderhoof 27 days, 18:59:33 toward level 60.
[03/03/14 05:54:17] Buyu [258/511] has challenged Vanderhoof [880/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:14 is added to Buyu's clock.
[03/05/14 01:58:17] Pathion [634/784] has challenged Vanderhoof [470/923] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:09:17 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[03/05/14 04:36:16] Vanderhoof discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:20 towards level 60.
[03/06/14 17:16:44] kringle [162/765] has challenged Vanderhoof [416/923] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to kringle's clock.
[03/11/14 12:50:30] Tettertot [95/480] has challenged Vanderhoof [163/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:24:01 is added to Tettertot's clock.
[03/12/14 03:01:56] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:39:34 is added to his clock.
[03/13/14 13:41:11] Zero [367/381] has challenged Vanderhoof [90/923] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:37:55 is removed from Zero's clock.
[03/13/14 15:33:48] Vanderhoof broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:15 from level 60.
[03/13/14 21:46:22] Vanderhoof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:49 towards level 60.
[03/14/14 07:32:59] Buyu [506/509] has challenged Vanderhoof [851/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:58 is added to Buyu's clock.
[03/14/14 20:39:06] Vanderhoof [341/923] has challenged [Kabuto] [87/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:18:59 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/20/14 16:52:48] Satomi [65/79] has challenged Vanderhoof [501/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Satomi's clock.
[03/21/14 07:44:41] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:45 is added to his clock.
[03/21/14 16:41:37] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:13 from level 60.
[03/21/14 21:27:09] ab [153/337] has challenged Vanderhoof [668/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to ab's clock.
[03/22/14 20:23:54] Pathion [388/789] has challenged Vanderhoof [287/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:42 is removed from Pathion's clock.
[03/22/14 20:23:54] In the fierce battle, Vanderhoof dropped his level 42 amulet! Pathion picks it up, tossing his old level 34 amulet to Vanderhoof.
[03/23/14 03:44:31] Vanderhoof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:28 from level 60.
[03/23/14 20:13:06] Vanderhoof [870/919] has challenged mf [450/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:00:20 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/24/14 00:20:57] Vanderhoof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:26 from level 60.
[03/24/14 09:19:20] Vanderhoof [279/919] has challenged Kieron [359/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:24 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/24/14 14:05:19] Zinc [229/466] has challenged Vanderhoof [322/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:45 is added to Zinc's clock.
[03/24/14 22:39:32] Mabinogion, Kronos, and Le`oZ [1145/1344] have team battled grav, Danpat, and Vanderhoof [1315/1806] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/14 10:03:00] Vanderhoof [138/919] has challenged gof [262/328] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/27/14 06:31:51] Vanderhoof stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:41:37 towards level 61.
[03/28/14 00:49:27] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 00:26:07 is added to his clock.
[03/28/14 08:10:09] Vanderhoof EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:11:51 from level 61.
[03/29/14 11:27:20] Vanderhoof [458/919] has come upon dynamo [451/756] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:30:44 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[03/29/14 19:46:32] Vanderhoof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:51:50 towards level 61.
[03/29/14 20:23:39] Zeus [451/558] has challenged Vanderhoof [58/919] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:24:16 is removed from Zeus's clock.
[03/31/14 09:32:54] Schmid, Mega, Vanderhoof, and Akihisa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/14 17:40:41] Warpten [688/850] has challenged Vanderhoof [556/919] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:33:30 is removed from Warpten's clock.
[03/31/14 23:32:20] Mabinogion, FunkyTuba, and Jikuu [181/1339] have team battled Buyu, Akihisa, and Vanderhoof [1131/1804] and lost! 0 days, 14:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/14 10:21:55] Le`oZ [244/564] has challenged Vanderhoof [209/919] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:41:26 is removed from Le`oZ's clock.
[04/01/14 21:05:33] Vanderhoof [153/919] has challenged Pathion [237/796] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:22:22 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/02/14 00:40:04] Vanderhoof [589/919] has challenged Uni-chan [315/420] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:47:45 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[04/02/14 18:10:48] Crono [542/614] has challenged Vanderhoof [539/919] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from Crono's clock.
[04/03/14 21:11:15] Vanderhoof discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:17 towards level 61.
[04/03/14 23:11:56] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:26:18 towards level 61.
[04/04/14 02:21:23] Vanderhoof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:10 towards level 61.
[06/26/14 16:21:39] Vanderhoof [443/919] has challenged Akihisa [225/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:34:13 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/27/14 06:02:23] Vanderhoof [674/919] has come upon galaxyAbstractor [564/773] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:08:08 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/27/14 16:20:37] Vanderhoof was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:26 from level 61.
[06/28/14 11:46:43] Vanderhoof is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:39:55 is added to his clock.
[06/29/14 02:44:53] Vanderhoof learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:25 towards level 61.
[06/30/14 21:36:04] Vanderhoof [286/919] has challenged Suiseiseki [518/753] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:43 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[06/30/14 23:06:05] Vanderhoof stole storm's level 52 charm while they were sleeping! Vanderhoof leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which storm then takes.
[07/01/14 04:30:09] D, eLeSDe, and Vanderhoof [1774/1890] have team battled burn, Jikuu, and ilianas [588/1311] and won! 0 days, 16:39:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/14 08:08:37] Kieron [461/701] has challenged Vanderhoof [696/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:50:57 is added to Kieron's clock.
[07/03/14 07:45:10] Vanderhoof [477/925] has come upon ab [358/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:01:12 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/04/14 18:10:16] Vanderhoof has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:16 from level 61.
[07/16/14 06:50:11] Vanderhoof [349/925] has challenged Danpat [250/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:13:02 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/21/14 11:00:27] mistedwind [3/32] has challenged Vanderhoof [284/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to mistedwind's clock.
[07/24/14 03:11:00] Vanderhoof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:21 towards level 61.
[07/25/14 09:43:27] Corona [78/226] has challenged Vanderhoof [466/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Corona's clock.
[07/25/14 15:08:00] perigril [307/437] has challenged Vanderhoof [227/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:53:50 is removed from perigril's clock.
[07/25/14 21:05:52] Vanderhoof [117/925] has challenged Plasmastar [374/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:02 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[07/26/14 22:56:04] Vanderhoof was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:43 from level 61.
[07/26/14 23:26:14] Albi [17/46] has challenged Vanderhoof [267/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to Albi's clock.
[07/27/14 13:39:08] Vanderhoof [131/925] has challenged pelinkovac [557/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:23:08 is added to Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/03/14 07:44:22] Vanderhoof [865/925] has challenged Jerry [434/694] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:22:08 is removed from Vanderhoof's clock.
[08/04/14 18:07:36] Vanderhoof broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:03 from level 61.
[08/04/14 20:41:40] Zero [243/388] has challenged Vanderhoof [694/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:36:34 is added to Zero's clock.
[08/06/14 03:07:21] Miglifgantor [29/207] has challenged Vanderhoof [639/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Miglifgantor's clock.
[08/06/14 07:40:07] Eleuterio [14/31] has challenged Vanderhoof [140/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to Eleuterio's clock.